Poop...

[Winter Steele]

this thread is making me think of Al Bundy. Do you guys remember how he would grab his paper andhead to his toilet? that was his haven away from his wife. That was a good show.

OMG Me too that was a great show. My significant other is in the bathroom for 30- an hour and takes a book it also takes an hour to clear the smell eww Good thing we have two bathrooms !!

[nilhil_glory]

hahah i feel like im one of few people who doesnt read and poo at the same time

[creatureofthenyte]

room spray like glade or lysol works wonders on said aroma removal....

[freydis]

ew.....

[Hellion]

Man needs solitude when building log cabin

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

OMFG!!!

good lord... you guys... yeah, my god-dad is actually shitting the whole 30-45 mins he's in there... OMG, i gotta poo, i go in, poo, and i'm done... 1-2 mins tops

wft is up w/ man poo being 90 sizes larger than his asshole?

OMG< you know, i don't wanna know... forget i asked...

I only asked, cuz my little brother clogs the toilet every time he goes... and i mean every time!!

[Winter Steele]

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I only asked, cuz my little brother clogs the toilet every time he goes... and i mean every time!!

[jadnifer]

OMG!!! This thread is hilarious!! My guy goes in there and I start wondering if he fell in. I would like to think that I dont bother him that much and he needs solitude from me but I think that he is in there that long when Im not around.

In reference to man poop in previous replies in this thread...it seems to me that it just smells SO much worse than women poop...sorry guys it just does!

[Nienna]

I've been told girl poo / farts smell like old men and cardboard. LOL

[Winter Steele]

A co-worker of mine her name is nicole and she thinks her poop smells like a bed of roses no lie !! ROFL

[Destroit]

Not to get involved with this post, I just wanted to drop by and say that it's hilarious that at the TOP of the Health and Well-Being forum, POOP REIGNS NUMBA ONE! This baffles me entirely because I've always been taught that poop comes in at number two, but whatever floats your boat. Or floaters your boat....until you flush and the ship sinks. Whatev, you get what I mean. I can see among DGNers shit is definately a hot topic...a hot, steamy, brown topic, with possible corn stuck in it depending on what you had at Thanksgiving dinner. Just know that Crank probably loves us all for because now he doesn't have to wait for CC to tell some poo jokes . Keep posting and shittin' people...as a matter of fact if you have a laptop feel free to post WHILE you shit and give us live coverage of what's going on at ground zero (i.e. yer bathroom). It beats actual reading.

[Hellion]

SHIT HAPPENS!!!!

[Destroit]

I've been told girl poo / farts smell like old men and cardboard. LOL

That's....that's...something yer friend (whomever told you) may want to see a doctor about

[Hellion]

A co-worker of mine her name is nicole and she thinks her poop smells like a bed of roses no lie !! ROFL

Dung is dung,does'nt matter what bunghole it comes from.LMAO!!!

[Hellion]

Not to get involved with this post, I just wanted to drop by and say that it's hilarious that at the TOP of the Health and Well-Being forum, POOP REIGNS NUMBA ONE! This baffles me entirely because I've always been taught that poop comes in at number two, but whatever floats your boat. Or floaters your boat....until you flush and the ship sinks. Whatev, you get what I mean. I can see among DGNers shit is definately a hot topic...a hot, steamy, brown topic, with possible corn stuck in it depending on what you had at Thanksgiving dinner. Just know that Crank probably loves us all for because now he doesn't have to wait for CC to tell some poo jokes . Keep posting and shittin' people...as a matter of fact if you have a laptop feel free to post WHILE you shit and give us live coverage of what's going on at ground zero (i.e. yer bathroom). It beats actual reading.

Hey you told me about the peanut butter tar sh%ts before,LOL

how about the corn and peanut theory and the cashew conspiracy,Miss Queen of Poo

Dont get me started!!LOL!!!

[CandyQuackenbush]

It depends on what I eat equals the damage I can do to a potty.

[Hellion]

When I get done doing the "Call Of Doody",the paint basically peels off the walls

and the bathroom is a Hazmat disaster,LOL!!!

anyone remember the "Log Tune" from Ren&Stimpy?

[CandyQuackenbush]

When I get done doing the "Call Of Doody",the paint basically peels off the walls

and the bathroom is a Hazmat disaster,LOL!!!

anyone remember the "Log Tune" from Ren&Stimpy?

"What falls downstairs?"

[Destroit]

Hey you told me about the peanut butter tar sh%ts before,LOL

how about the corn and peanut theory and the cashew conspiracy,Miss Queen of Poo

Dont get me started!!LOL!!!

DAMN...you blew my cover. Now everyone knows I'm a poopologist...THANKS. Man...I so wanna dig up that PM just for this post...I can't even remember what I said, but it was a classic.

[CandyQuackenbush]

I ate some jalapeno pretzel bites yesterday, and they hurt my behind.

I think I bled alittle.

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

lmao

[jadnifer]

Its great to have a place to talk about poop where no one gets offended.

Ya know when you eat something spicy...usually it comes out hotter than it went in. Just thought that I would add that.

That is all.

[Hellion]

Its great to have a place to talk about poop where no one gets offended.

Ya know when you eat something spicy...usually it comes out hotter than it went in. Just thought that I would add that.

That is all.

how about when you phart and it smells just like what you ate a moment earlier,LOL,salsbury steak is notorious for this phenominon,LOL!!

this thread is just so shitty.

[Destroit]

how about when you phart and it smells just like what you ate a moment earlier,LOL,salsbury steak is notorious for this phenominon,LOL!!

this thread is just so shitty.

...you've...like actually tested this? I could so see you putting in the research dollars to find out man

[jadnifer]

...you've...like actually tested this? I could so see you putting in the research dollars to find out man

I wouldnt put it past him!