Poop...

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

I'm not sure if this is the right place to post this, but is it just me or do guys take FOREVER to got twosies? Like I go in and it takes me 2 minutes TOPS to go, but my BF takes like 10 minutes! WTF? is there a reason why it takes guys SOOO much longer to poop?? some one PLEASE enlighten me!

[Nienna]

Yeah, mine takes a book or his Nintendo DS in there and CAMPS I swear! LOL

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

you really want to know? Solitude. It's one place men can go and not be bothered by you girls.

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

LOL - it's like a huge event for them or something! like we have mags on the back of the toilet and I dont make it past page 2 when I'm done, but it's like he's reading a novel in there!! LOL!!

[freydis]

My husband also takes foooooreeeeevvvveeerrr....... but he too takes a book.

i think thats part of it.

they're reading.

heheheh......

any guys wanna enlighten us?

isn't Odims the DGN authority on pooping?

[SuZQZ]

It has to be more than just solitude. I mean, my dad is in there for 30+ minutes. I don't get it? Don't your legs fall asleep?

[Steven]

i make all of my evil world domination plans in there...takes a little time you know.

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

i make all of my evil world domination plans in there...takes a little time you know.

ok, that makes more sense, LOL

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Fine, ignore me.

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

awww... do you need a hug???

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Suz.. yeah... but it's a thing W.C. Fields had a full library in his bathroom. I've seen pretty heavy disccusions about men and the bathroom. It all boils down to solitude. It's a time when you can think or not think as you please. Read a book or interesting article. No one is going to bother you.

Just ask what they are doing in there. There is a pretty good chance the answer will be "Nothing."

[Hellion]

This will be my excuse for being on the throne for awhile

shit happens,LOL!!just kidding

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

ROFLMAO!! if that was our bathroom, my BF would NEVER leave it!! hahahaha!!

[nilhil_glory]

uh... i dunno i never paid attention

hahahah

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

uh... i dunno i never paid attention

hahahah

Well pay better attention damn it!!

[Destroit]

The guy girl thing is reversed in our household when it comes to that sorta thing If it wasn't for the bathroom I'd probably be illiterate by now.

[creatureofthenyte]

Well, first of all, I have to say that this thread is the poopiest ! LOL.

I don't know how it is for other people, but usually I only take something to read in with me, if I know I've got alot of business to do, or if I'm feeling constipated; reading somehow allows the traffic jam to clear up on its own. I'm not so sure about the whole sit on the pooper to escape the world thing, being single, I don't really have anyone to escape from. But yeah, if people take along time, it could be for a variety of reasons, including, but not limited to, we have alot of business to do, and its a health risk if you try to force the traffic along instead of letting it go on its own. I can't believe we're talking about this, we must be booooooored lol.

[Brenda Starrr]

you really want to know? Solitude. It's one place men can go and not be bothered by you girls.

Fine, ignore me.

Did you say something?

*runs*

Get it? Runs???

[odims_sphere]

i was supposed to poop in brenda's bathroom... sadly i never have

[creatureofthenyte]

well maybe if yer a good lil odims, she will let you use her pooper some day.

[Fierce Critter]

I could think of much nicer places to sit and read.

I mean, come on. You're engulfed in the aroma of man-scat the whole time.

Gack.

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

ong Brenda... ewww.

[Hellion]

Mr Hanky really likes this thread

[Destroit]

Mr Hanky really likes this thread

I was staring to wonder where you were for this thread, Crank

[littlepinkkitty]

this thread is making me think of Al Bundy. Do you guys remember how he would grab his paper andhead to his toilet? that was his haven away from his wife. That was a good show.