How Not To Hit On Girls

[Homicidalheathen]

My kid is still single and after hearing this I am NOT SURPRISED. Heh.

These are the pick up lines she has heard recently, mind you.....she is hot.

Some guy is walking behind her and just says 'SEX!'

Nice. Got class.

Another one points to a friend and goes 'LOOK!' To which, they both stare down her bottom like its a dear in hunting season.

Again, classy! whoo hoo!

Another one actually had the nerve to ask her if she thinks he is cute.....um.....don't ask a bitter goth that. Please. You may need therapy later.

Another one asks her point blank if she wants to have sex, THEN asks her out on a date AFTER she says no. Nice appoach don't ya think?

[Msterbeau]

Internet etiquette (Or lack thereof) working it's way into real life.

[Homicidalheathen]

LOL!

Will you rape me anally with your stap on comes to mind heh

[Scary Guy]

Internet etiquette (Or lack thereof) working it's way into real life.

http://theplainjane.com/content/view/120/2/

[Head Wreck]

see. this is why i prefer to hold onto my ideals on how to be a gentleman

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

"Nice boots, wanna fuck?" always worked for me.

[Msterbeau]

"Nice boots, wanna fuck?" always worked for me.

What if she was barefoot?

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Then she was most likely not any where near a crowded dance floor full of punks slam dancing in combat boots. (it's been a long time since I actually had to go out looking for some).

[jadnifer]

Oh man....those are terrible.

Someone actually said those things to her???

[Head Wreck]

see. you filthy colonists stop drinking tea, start drinking coffee, rebel when we couldnt care less (and claim victory hard fought) then forget your manners.

you should all be made to have at least 1 cup of tea, loose leaf of your own choice. then the world would be a much more civilised place

[nilhil_glory]

see. you filthy colonists stop drinking tea, start drinking coffee, rebel when we couldnt care less (and claim victory hard fought) then forget your manners.

you should all be made to have at least 1 cup of tea, loose leaf of your own choice. then the world would be a much more civilised place

i find tea revolting

and ive been drinking coffee since i was about 3 years old.. isnt gonna happen

[creatureofthenyte]

My kid is still single and after hearing this I am NOT SURPRISED. Heh.

These are the pick up lines she has heard recently, mind you.....she is hot.

Some guy is walking behind her and just says 'SEX!'

Nice. Got class.

Another one points to a friend and goes 'LOOK!' To which, they both stare down her bottom like its a dear in hunting season.

Again, classy! whoo hoo!

Another one actually had the nerve to ask her if she thinks he is cute.....um.....don't ask a bitter goth that. Please. You may need therapy later.

Another one asks her point blank if she wants to have sex, THEN asks her out on a date AFTER she says no. Nice appoach don't ya think?

Where does your kid go that she is subjected to these cavemen ?

[CandyQuackenbush]

I think that the whole "pizza and sex" is funny.

[Scales]

see. this is why i prefer to hold onto my ideals on how to be a gentleman

You don't need to drink tea to be a gentlemen though. *Looks for skull cane.* Shit, I left it in the car.

[hunhee]

hehe..there's some good pick up lines out there, and sometimes i think guys think they're being cute.. except the sad fact is, they're not.

notice how we're devolving as a species? I mean think about it, they should just be like cavemen and hit their women over the heads and dragged them back to their caves... this is just as blunt as that.. *shakes head and sighs* i fear for humanity..

[nilhil_glory]

hunhee

You know whad look good on you?.... me

hahah sorry couldnt help it

[Homicidalheathen]

Oh geez I know someone who does this.

When a firm conversational foundation has been established, send her a picture of your penis. In fact, send several pictures from different angles and in various lighting

[DarkVampire]

Another one asks her point blank if she wants to have sex, THEN asks her out on a date AFTER she says no. Nice appoach don't ya think?

The direct approach. I wonder how may times that actually works.

[Msterbeau]

The direct approach. I wonder how may times that actually works.

Probably depends on the amount of alcohol involved...

[DarkVampire]

That or zoned out on drugs.

[Homicidalheathen]

They wont go to CC or demf with me anymore because it seems the only guys who get the guts to talk to them are blitzed. They hate that. I saw one guy come stumbling up to her in particular and practically fell ontop of her, his only focus her chest....and he was soo smashed, then he finally looks in her eyes, mumbles something....and walks away.

And it seems on the job and at school all the high~ho's (as in getting stoned all day) always assume they do it too because they dress the way they do and such.

[Destroit]

Oh geez I know someone who does this.

When a firm conversational foundation has been established, send her a picture of your penis. In fact, send several pictures from different angles and in various lighting

BWHAHA Different angles? Varied lighting?

Does a he throw a little make-up on it? Exfoliate his nethers before the shoot? Well hopefully he at least waxes everything

Yeah I don't know why guys keep using those cheesy pick-up lines, I haven't had one do it in awhile but it has happened to me. I mean come on boys, take a lesson from Night at the Roxbury, they already did all of the things-you-don't-do-to-get-laid research for you, use it to your advantage (well, except when they got incidentally lucky, can't get rejected every time I guess).

[Head Wreck]

those who say they hate tea just havent found the right one (and for referance, i fucking hate american teabags more than our teabags, its not tea!)

[hunhee]

hunhee

You know whad look good on you?.... me

hahah sorry couldnt help it

o0o0 *BLUSH* naughty boy!

[hunhee]

Oh geez I know someone who does this.

When a firm conversational foundation has been established, send her a picture of your penis. In fact, send several pictures from different angles and in various lighting

who is this person.. and umm..where can i chat with them? hehehhe jk