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A wise man does not need advice and a fool won’t take it.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies.

It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.

Teamwork…means never having to take all the blame yourself.

I no longer have the fear of being alone. It’s cool to find out that you don’t need a boyfriend to be happy.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

If you don’t know where you’re going how do you expect to get there ?

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

Being cool, is not trying to be cool.

A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart.

That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another…

A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.

The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.

Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have.

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be.

Be of use, but don’t be used.

When in doubt, consult your inner child if it doesn’t come naturally, leave it.

Why is abbreviation such a long word ?

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

Be nice to your kids . . . they’ll be the ones choosing your nursing home.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.

God is clever, but not dishonest.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

They have to be clever, cunning, imaginative, dogged and wily, whereas society merely has to lean its weight a little.

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.

Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.

Pressure makes diamonds.

Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.

(under pirate quotes: )

Even pirates, before they attack another ship, hoist a black flag

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