Beat The Sh&^ Of Rayne's Car!

[the eternal]

I wasn't sure if this should go here or Politics (since this is a VERY current event)

Ok, it sucks that a tree hit her car BUUUTTTT----it was no secret that Rayne wanted a bigger car anyway.

But she couldn't trade in her new car.

(Have you ever traded in a car?--those f&^%in bastards don't give you any where near what you paid for it)

Now, I'm not speaking for her insurance company or this dealership she was in negotiations with but,

I've had a couple people look at the pictures, and they don't look too bad.

That's bad news!

You heard me--BAD NEWS

WHY?????

If it's bad enough for her insurance to declare it a total loss,

her car gets paid off with the GAP insurance, and she's free to get a nice big car for the kids.

SO----

WE NEED SOME F^%#ING FRAME DAMAGE!

WE NEED IT TO BE AWFUL!

WE NEED IT TO LOOK LIKE THIS---

So, here's what we do:

EVERYONE--- Go over and smash in Rayne's car!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get out all your pent up aggression

Take a bat to the frame a couple hundred times.

OH, and be sure it looks like an accident.

DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!

Not some random underfed tyke with their arm around Sally Struthers-----

Kids some of us actually give a shit about-

Phee and Rayne's children!

[hunhee]

haha this made me laugh.. thanks xD

[Destroit]

Oh my Lord...

*grabs mutha fukkin rocket launcher*

I will do my best. For Rayne, Phee, the kids, and their little dog too.

[Msterbeau]

Better beat it with wood or the insurance company may get suspicious....

[odims_sphere]

Better beat it with wood or the insurance company may get suspicious....

I love it when you talk about beating wood!

[Nienna]

I have a mace.. that's kinda like wood.. it has a wooden handle...

[Rayne]

OMG ... that is GREAT.

However, you'll have to catch up with it at the Body Shop, since the tow truck just came and picked it up. LOL.

But feel free.

[the eternal]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I hope they're overcharging shysters.

Based on armchair appraisals, it doesn't look promising.

[Destroit]

Better beat it with wood or the insurance company may get suspicious....

*gasp* I didn't think of that! Good call, I mean, sure if I launched a rocket at the car it would get the job done...but the insurance agent would get to the house and go "heeeeyy....waitaminute...tree damages don't cause insineration...right?"

How 'bout this plan. I get my rocket launcher and blow up a tree with it, I then take the burnt tree chunks and hurl them at the car. This will deem more believable due to the fact that I'm bludgeoning it with tree AND it'll make it look like 4 - 5 trees hit your car at the same time, possibly making your chances with insurance better. There's no way they could turn down a vehicle hit by FOUR trees could they? I think not. Due to the fact that the wood is singed, it will also look like your car was hit by four trees and THEN struck by one of those December rogue lightning bolts.

.....genius

[Destroit]

OMG ... that is GREAT.

However, you'll have to catch up with it at the Body Shop, since the tow truck just came and picked it up. LOL.

But feel free.

Aww shit...are you for serious? Hmmph...well...then...how's about I just BURNINATE the body shop then?

I mean I could throw flaming tree parts at the body shop, but...would that even be effective? I might even get arrested...hmmm *ponders*

[Head Wreck]

burninate?

i'll call my buddy TROGDOR to lend a hand

[Destroit]

burninate?

i'll call my buddy TROGDOR to lend a hand

My my...I haven't spoke to that dragon in ages...

How is he anyway? Still burninating the countryside and burninating the peasants?

[Head Wreck]

indeed.

some upity oik tried something a while back i belive, the barbeque was good

[nilhil_glory]

potatoe cannon target?

[Destroit]

potatoe cannon target?

Nope, got that handled, thanks for your help though I has rockets, but don't tell the guvemint. :

[nilhil_glory]

Nope, got that handled, thanks for your help though I has rockets, but don't tell the guvemint. :

*whineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* but but but but

i wanna play toooo =(

[creatureofthenyte]

Ya know, had I had enough notice, and could be out there and had found one available, I would have gladly rented a monster truck and I would have happily turned Rayne's car into a lil red metal pancake...