Top Posters

[torn asunder]

Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife: I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

:laughing :whistling

[TomCat]

Pervs? Here? Nahhhhhhhh :innocent

[paradox]

peruvians?! where?

[soothsayer]

Whaaaaaaaaaa :blink

[TomCat]

I must say, our top ten reflects the kind of daily dedication most commonly found in "obsessive compulsives, stalkers, and serial killers." And I'm honored/scared :fear to be counted among you all..

[phee]

:cheerful that is awsome

[TomCat]

:cheerful that is awsome

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LOL, reminds me of a movie quote," I'm having an old friend for dinner..." from "Silence of the Lambs." I hope I don't get asked for dinner like that!! ...LOL

[JaneDead]

top 10 posters today:

TomCat

phee

soothsayer

BrendaStarrr69

squee

paradox

Head Wreck

slingerlandstyx

Troy Spiral

lestat_and_lilith

[soothsayer]

I'm on the list again. I think Dyno is making this up, I have hardly posted today.

[JaneDead]

i think the weekend is the only time i don't make this list

[TomCat]

i think the weekend is the only time i don't make this list

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Keep it up Dyno, you just may today.

[JaneDead]

maybe- but only because i am not at home. at home i generally am not on my computer at all on the weekend. but i am at my mom's and have nothing else to do...

[TomCat]

maybe- but only because i am not at home. at home i generally am not on my computer at all on the weekend. but i am at my mom's and have nothing else to do...

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sacrilege, we must abduct you for fun!!

[JaneDead]

todays top posters and post count:

phee - 47

dynomiiiiite - 32

SomeDanGuy - 15

tabycat - 14

paradox - 12

Tripp - 9

TomCat - 7

soothsayer - 7

Black Sunday - 6

Troy Spiral - 5

[TomCat]

See. lookie at Dyno up there!

[soothsayer]

Damn! Even with 7 posts I make it on the list.

[Daevion]

todays top posters and post count:

phee - 47

dynomiiiiite - 32

SomeDanGuy - 15

tabycat - 14

paradox - 12

Tripp - 9

TomCat - 7

soothsayer - 7

Black Sunday - 6

Troy Spiral - 5

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how do you expect us to compete with brenda's 5000 plus posts!!!

[soothsayer]

Ok Dyno ~ now you need to do a top weekly posters and a top monthly posters. :laughing

Btw, who are today's top posters?

[TomCat]

how do you expect us to compete with brenda's 5000 plus posts!!!

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Brenda is like Barry sanders, you can slow her down (send her on a vacation, and she's STILL posting), but she cannot be stopped.

[Brenda Starrr]

I'll have you know that I didn't post while I was away. I only uploaded pics from my vacation to share with the lovely peeps from DGN. Cuz I roll like that.

[soothsayer]

That's right Brenda ~ stand up for yourself. :whistling

[Brenda Starrr]

[soothsayer]

:grin

[paradox]

is

[paradox]

this