know_buddy_kares Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 So tiz the season to hide in a dark corner around the chimney and when the fat man comes, sneak up on him and mug him for all he's worth! So what are you going to try to pry from santa's bag this year? Name the weapon of choice you'll use, and what you'll take from him by use of brute force! I'm gonna try to beat him over the head with a 3 foot long plastic dildo until he coughs up a fucking Wii and a sexy girl.
nilhil_glory Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 i got my main gift already it was a 600 dollar 16 drawer tool cabnet that was marked down half off on december 1st... 150 from both of my rents were chipped in for it and im happy becouse now all of my autoshit "belive me i have a lot of" is not scatterd on the garage floor im just hoping for money so i can get a couple headlamp kits and my battery so my car will fianally be on the road if i get any other cash its going twards a roll of untreated fiberglass and a shit ton of resin im gonna make me a body kit ^^
Destroit Posted December 21, 2007 Posted December 21, 2007 I will uhmmm kill Santa by narrowing his arteries with my cookies. Then...I will take all the Barbies...I mean uhmm video games...all the video games he's got.
wearyone Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 Santa.. I THOUGHT Santa gave me my present early this year but.. alas it turned out to be just another guy that "looks different sounds different but really is all the same" when it came down to it.. So instead.. I want.. TOYS ! and I want.. RAM for my computer ... anyone have oh say a GIG lying around to front Santa to give to me?? and.. I want.. more abilities with the jedi mind tricks I do!! but .. I want them to have more of a lasting affect.. they do wear off inconveniently soon.. hmm. What else? Tons of good things for my kids, but if it's all about me then I need some new clothes.. for sure.. Merry Solstice, Happy Christmas, Jolly Yule, etc..
SuZQZ Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 I'm going to pelt Santa with a series of Ben Wa balls to his head and when he falls unconcious I am going to take a Wii and a XBox 360, along with games for both!!!
Head Wreck Posted December 22, 2007 Posted December 22, 2007 what has santa ever done to you to? be nice, i'm part of his close elf protection duty tomorrow with Rudolf the recon reindeer
CandyQuackenbush Posted December 23, 2007 Posted December 23, 2007 I will sit in the dark, all still like waiting, waiting for the fat jolly man to enter into my domain. In my house he will be amazed by my tree, that he will put the sack of toys on the floor. His attention is now drawn to my delish homemade cookies, and ice cold milk. I'm still lurking, still watching him as he drinks the cold milk, then I step into the light, and laugh. For the milk is cyanide laced and the cookies are nothing more than blood clot powder. As he throat swells up, and he gasp for air, he won't even notice that I have my Wii, and new Jeep Liberty. Heck, he didn't even know he was drinking almond sented milk, because it was too late. Is that good enough for you guys?
Hellion Posted December 23, 2007 Posted December 23, 2007 All I want is a bigger payckeck,dammit,LOL!! btw I don't have a chimney
freydis Posted December 23, 2007 Posted December 23, 2007 I'd bump into the old guy as an excuse to steal his wallet. I want like about 1500 dollars right now, THAT would make me happy.....
hunhee Posted December 25, 2007 Posted December 25, 2007 You people can't kill Santa!! He's immortal. He will never die, no matter what types of poisons, and what types of bullets you use, he's still going to go on ticking. He's MAGICAL! .. On another note, I knew he didn't exist when I was a kid, because every year I asked for world peace, and all I ever got were barbie dolls, and misc. toys. I always made sure I was extra special good too.. When I found out he didnt exist, I realized that's why my wishes never came true. NOW.. if I were to make a wish, I would wish that all the people that I know and care about, were happy, successful and healthy. I would like that wrapped up in pretty little packages, in ribbons and bows. Happy Holidays everyone..
Fierce Critter Posted December 26, 2007 Posted December 26, 2007 Time-travel back to about a week ago.
Head Wreck Posted December 27, 2007 Posted December 27, 2007 thank god this year i tipped of sanat to your evil plans
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