Lawful-chaotic, Good-evil

[Oh_My_Goth]

Neutral Good

A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. The common phrase for neutral good is "true good." Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias toward or against order.

--excerpted from the Player’s Handbook, Chapter 6

[CixWicked]

My alignment

Apathetic Lazy

I'm basically a good guy... ya know... as long as there's food or beer in it for me. (No money, please, that entails spending said money, which further implies going to the store... both things well outside my alignment). For me to take action stuff has to really mess with my comfortable life style... but not enough to kill me, cause then ya know... I could die, and while not exactly taxing in and of itself, working to keep it from happening is pretty taxing.

So what's my typical means of dealing with a situation? Let's say, for some FUCKED UP REASON, the cable got broken, all that was avialable for on demand were reruns of the Tyra banks show? THIS SHIT ENDS NOW! Is what I would say. Then I would put on what ever socks were closest, put on my burks, grab my brothers army jacket out of the closet. Come out ofthe basement, and ask mahh if she could give me a lift to 'Comcast'. She's so spaced she thinks it's a night club, or I'm getting a job or something, so she happily drives. I nap on the drive out.

Then I walk in, flash the group of on lookers the hand grenade in my pocket, and very calmly say. "I want to see the piss bag in charge of programming..."

Useually problems solved by then... and I got 2 naps and a car ride. Mom's kind of pissed, but I just tell her i'll let her come down to my pace (The basement) as long as she makes bagle bites. amazing how scary a fucker I am when I can't watch this seasons episodes of Dexter this week.

Did you guyes see the last season of Dead like me? It rocks.

Cix

[Mortique]

Chaotic Neutral...

...well, no shit...

[thewhiterecluse]

Damn, just as I suspected.

Neutral Evil

A neutral evil villain does whatever she can get away with. She is out for herself, pure and simple. She sheds no tears for those she kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. She has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make her any better or more noble. On the other hand, she doesn’t have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has. The criminal who robs and murders to get what she wants is neutral evil. Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies. The common phrase for neutral evil is "true evil." Neutral evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents pure evil without honor and without variation.

When I used to play D&D I was always a neutral evil character unless we were all on the same team. Usually we would all try to stick to the same alignment so we could complete quests together. I switched from Lawful Evil, to Neutral Evil, to one of the Neutral alignments. I played a Chaotic Good character a few times.

[Rev.Reverence]

*bump*

*for the new kiddz*

[jynxxxedangel]

"Based on your answers to the quiz, your character’s most likely alignment is Neutral.

A neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. She doesn’t feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most neutrality is a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil. After all, she would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, she’s not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. The common phrase for neutral is "true neutral." Neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion.

--excerpted from the Player’s Handbook, Chapter 6"

[taysteewonderbunny]

Neutral Good

A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. The common phrase for neutral good is "true good." Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias toward or against order.

[Guest greyhalo]

Based on your answers to the quiz, your character’s most likely alignment is Neutral.

[TheGimp]

Chaotic Evil

A chaotic evil character does whatever his greed, hatred, and lust for destruction drive him to do. He is hot-tempered, vicious, arbitrarily violent, and unpredictable. If simply out for whatever he can get, he is ruthless and brutal. If he is committed to the spread of evil and chaos, he is even worse. Thankfully, his plans are haphazard, and any groups he joins or forms are poorly organized. Typically, chaotic evil people can only be made to work together by force, and their leader lasts only as long as he can thwart attempts to topple or assassinate him. The demented sorcerer pursuing mad schemes of vengeance and havoc is chaotic evil. Chaotic evil is sometimes called "demonic" because demons are the epitome of chaotic evil. Chaotic evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents the destruction not only of beauty and life but of the order on which beauty and life depend.

[zenaleigh]

Lawful Neutral

Lawful Neutral

A lawful neutral character acts as law, tradition, or a personal code directs her. Order and organization are paramount to her. She may believe in personal order and live by a code or standard, or she may believe in order for all and favor a strong, organized government. The common phrase for lawful neutral is "true lawful." Lawful neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you are reliable and honorable without being a zealot.

--excerpted from the Player’s Handbook, Chapter 6

Keep in mind the alignment suggested by the quiz is just that: a suggestion. It describes your character no better than a 36-question test would describe you. But it’s a good way to start thinking about how your character acts when confronted with issues of alignment.

Now that your character has taken the test, make a note of which questions scored in the opposite direction from your overall alignment. These exceptions can tell some interesting tales about your character Are you a good character with a greedy streak? Are you a lawful character who can’t stand the village elders? Don’t just roleplay your alignment -- roleplay your alignment exceptions, too. Few characters perfectly embody their alignment choice.

[Nevar (5)]

Chaotic Evil

A chaotic evil character does whatever his greed, hatred, and lust for destruction drive him to do. He is hot-tempered, vicious, arbitrarily violent, and unpredictable. If simply out for whatever he can get, he is ruthless and brutal. If he is committed to the spread of evil and chaos, he is even worse. Thankfully, his plans are haphazard, and any groups he joins or forms are poorly organized. Typically, chaotic evil people can only be made to work together by force, and their leader lasts only as long as he can thwart attempts to topple or assassinate him. The demented sorcerer pursuing mad schemes of vengeance and havoc is chaotic evil. Chaotic evil is sometimes called "demonic" because demons are the epitome of chaotic evil. Chaotic evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents the destruction not only of beauty and life but of the order on which beauty and life depend.

[eleven]

Chaotic Neutral

A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn’t strive to protect others’ freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. The chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). The common phrase for chaotic neutral is "true chaotic." Remember that the chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom both from society’s restrictions and from a do-gooder’s zeal.

so i wanna play really bad...someone fix it!!!

[Msterbeau]

so i wanna play really bad...someone fix it!!!

Whatchootalkinboutwillis??

[eleven]

lol i want to play d&d really bad now.....but i dont know anyone round here that plays :( maybe thats cause i am to lazy to do any research into finding someone to play with...hmmm....maybe its a trip to the hobby store i need....

[asphyxian_doll]

Lawful Neutral

A lawful neutral character acts as law, tradition, or a personal code directs her. Order and organization are paramount to her. She may believe in personal order and live by a code or standard, or she may believe in order for all and favor a strong, organized government. The common phrase for lawful neutral is "true lawful." Lawful neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you are reliable and honorable without being a zealot.

Pretty accurate for a D&D site...