****the Intoxicated Posting Thread****

[Oh_My_Goth]

I am a little drunk.....

I am also an insensitive bitch.....

Fuck-off

[freydis]

heh.....

[zenaleigh]

bend over

not you dork...the thread starter upper

[Rev.Reverence]

I don't need alcohol for that.

"Just add air."

*sips rum*

[TheGimp]

not you dork...the thread starter upper

ahhh man

[Oh_My_Goth]

You are ALL a bunch of fuck-wadz

[TheGimp]

awe whats wrong goth

[torn asunder]

[jynxxxedangel]

<<is three-quarters through the first bottle of Warsteiner Dunkel in a six-pack.

Also in the refrigerator, is a 12-pack of Natty Ice; and in the freezer, is a pint of Smirnoff Raspberry.

<<is also feeling shut-in, lonesome, snowbound, and melancholy..and is still wearing a pretty, itchy party dress. For no reason, now.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[Msterbeau]

<<is three-quarters through the first bottle of Warsteiner Dunkel in a six-pack.

Also in the refrigerator, is a 12-pack of Natty Ice; and in the freezer, is a pint of Smirnoff Raspberry.

<<is also feeling shut-in, lonesome, snowbound, and melancholy..and is still wearing a pretty, itchy party dress. For no reason, now.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Pfffttt. Bring it. I might need some afternoon entertainment.

[torn asunder]

meh...

[Oh_My_Goth]

So I found this through the Discord thread.....

Visit My Website

I am drunk,Yo

Or something

[Oh_My_Goth]

God damned drunkeded shit.....

[Rev.Reverence]

I'm good & buzzed on me red wine! wooo!

[Constantin]

blah blah blah yakkity smakity i love you all but for the love of god stop just stop plz i beg you lol

i has a penis

[Oh_My_Goth]

I'm not drunk, but I had to share what I just made.....

[TygerLili]

Yay for 100 proof Hot Damn! I can't feel my lips right now!

[TomCat]

Yeah...I didn't drink enough....danggggggggggggg.

B had a nice lil' buzz going though.

[Destroit]

I have a feeling that I will be visiting this thread a little later on this evening...

[TygerLili]

I feel like I need to get dressed uo in one of my club outfits. I'm not going anywhere, but I usually don't drink unless I am going somewhere or doing something that would require me to be in a sexy outfit. It feels really weird being drunk and in my jammies right now.

[Scales]

Dear esteemed thread,

It has occurred to me that I am sober. I have no booze so I cannot defeat the accountant monkey man in the fifth dimension. When I have the time and money to get absolutely smashed, I will then proceed to unleash a chaotic storm of random data. I would like to see a cat dressed as a Victorian gentlemen before I am attacked by the next wave of cheese slices.

INTIMIDATING!

Sincerely,

Harvester of Hannah Montana's soul,

half of a fifty dollar bill in your couch cushion,

by the light of Natty, in Mike's name I pray,

something or other in brief conclusion,

Scales.

[taysteewonderbunny]

Like you need mind and mood altering substances. You're having too much fun already.

[Scales]

That's a valid point. But fun comes and goes like the fake accent of a drunk American in Ireland.

[jynxxxedangel]

..and here I am, again.

Sadly, I cannot guarantee any terrible spelling peccadilloes-- when I drink, my written English gets increasingly better (albeit wordy), as my spoken grammar and bodily functions decline. Therefore, you won't see the internet equivalent of me slurring, falling down, or pissing myself.

CHEERS!

[Enishi]

Head falls on teh keyboarads

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