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*rebel yells*

It's onnnnnnnnn! *does another shot of Водка Smirnoff*

Where's everyone at, tonight?

Oh wait..I know the answer to that--City Club!

Y'all won't be seeing me there, until March or so..and handcuffed! :)

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...probably...haha...I don't drink like I do at Club; AT HOME... :wacko: woah...that's like a party thing you know.

.....but I r beyond "buzzed"...waitin' for the lil' Lady to get home so WE can *AHEM*...'nothewr thread...

...fuck...I'm not alloweded to fix me misstakes in this thread...AM I...

I am sooooooooo jealous, Rev!! Wish I had mine here-- to carry me off to the sleeping furs, and ravage me, tonight. *pouts*

*starts singing, "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round.."* If anyone remembers the Seinfeld episode about being "master of ones own domain," you know what I'm trying not to do.. :innocent:

:rofl:

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*rebel yells*

It's onnnnnnnnn! *does another shot of Водка Smirnoff*

Where's everyone at, tonight?

Oh wait..I know the answer to that--City Club!

Y'all won't be seeing me there, until March or so..and handcuffed! :)

...WITH HW??? *puppy face*

...SO...I'm drinkin' on the Capt'n ON TH' ROX...&...funny as it sounds...

I think I made THIS drink stronger than the other 2...

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I had to hold back at Derby tonight...I was the driver..still pulled off a safe, soft 180 (not by choice) on I-96...staring down semi...yeah, that's sobering enough for all of us ...

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I had to hold back at Derby tonight...I was the driver..still pulled off a safe, soft 180 (not by choice) on I-96...staring down semi...yeah, that's sobering enough for all of us ...

...you should haz a drink now that you're home... :p

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...you should haz a drink now that you're home... :p

Yesh, he SHOULD..

*intimidating "peer pressure" glare*

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Yesh, he SHOULD..

*intimidating "peer pressure" glare*

*uses MORE peer pressure faces*

*then the silly ones*

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I guess it didn't work, Rev.

Nobody wants to play with us. *pouts*

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:beer: i would classify myself as lighty intoxicated at the moment.
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I guess it didn't work, Rev.

Nobody wants to play with us. *pouts*

,....they can't HANDLE the US...

:rofl:

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Jack Daniel's and PBR mixxin quite good for me right bout now

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(Growls loudly) MEAD!!!!

Now im all out

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...I has tiny rum...just enough for to buzz me...

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Most people think I'm intoxicated when I'm in a good mood. Does that qualify?

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Hmmm..

I'm thinking about cracking a beer. I still have to finish tackling the "room of doom." It's a possibility you may see me here again, shortly.

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Most people think I'm intoxicated when I'm in a good mood. Does that qualify?

nope, just means you're a dork... =P

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nope, just means you're a dork... =P

And damned proud. Nobody would ever guess I'm a dork till I get comfortable enough to be myself, how awesome is that?

I walk amongst you, hiding my dark secret.

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Oh red wine ... why do you do that thing that you do when you do to me do the do ... ahh, fuck.

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Oh red wine ... why do you do that thing that you do when you do to me do the do ... ahh, fuck.

Thanks, somehow that got that "Red, Red Wine" song stuck in my head. :X

I've been in a chocolate mood, I think it's time to go open the mudslide and turn on some tunes to get that other thing outta my head.

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My orange cat is trtyinf to stea;l my angel food cake and I want to gaiuge up my ears

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My orange cat is trtyinf to stea;l my angel food cake and I want to gaiuge up my ears

(After only one beer...I must cut off the Brenda already...sigh...) :no

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:laugh:!!

A drink doesn't sound half bad, right now. Hmmm... *takes stock of remaining alcohol in house*

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:laugh: !!

A drink doesn't sound half bad, right now. Hmmm... *takes stock of remaining alcohol in house*

You should come helpme drink ours.

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My orange cat is trtyinf to stea;l my angel food cake and I want to gaiuge up my ears

You too! It's Wednesday. We're so evil. Drinking on a Wednesday. Damn.

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You should come helpme drink ours.

GURL, if I had a way out there, I'd be more than happy to oblige! :p A piratess never refuses a drink.. :pirate:

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