****the Intoxicated Posting Thread****

[jynxxxedangel]

*dies laughing at the directions this thread has turned, and at all the quick-thinking motorists who are navigating these roads..*

Not bad for drunk drivers!

[TomCat]

*dies laughing at the directions this thread has turned, and at all the quick-thinking drivers who are navigating these roads..*

Not bad for drunk drivers!

impaired scmaird

[Brenda Starrr]

I want to tell the Pittsburgh Steelers that they're going to get it up the ass. And it'll be from Ray Lewis's dick.

[TomCat]

I want to tell the Pittsburgh Steelers that they're going to get it up the ass. And it'll be from Ray Lewis's dick.

Mmmmmmmkay, and then thay could make huge mud monkeys. Mmmmkayyyy.

[jynxxxedangel]

*downs another ochoko of sake, on top of the three Benadryls, and the usual evening "meds"*

Yep..I have a nice little shine going. My cheeks are rosy! I'm not quite lit, yet..

[Eevee]

pull it out

Pull it out for me, gimp!

[TheGimp]

ah jynxxxy has saki damn im hella jealouse

[taysteewonderbunny]

I still have half a bottle of wine, Gimp, if you're thirsty.

[TheGimp]

Pull it out for me, gimp!

unzips pants...

[TheGimp]

I still have half a bottle of wine, Gimp, if you're thirsty.

mmmm wine

what kind white, red?

[Eevee]

unzips pants...

I don't have all day!

[TheGimp]

hey i unziped the pants if you wanna suck my dick you have to pull it out and go from there iam jus following orders

[Eevee]

hey i unziped the pants if you wanna suck my dick you have to pull it out and go from there iam jus following orders

Don't back-sass me, gimp.

[taysteewonderbunny]

mmmm wine

what kind white, red?

Oh red. Definitely red. The stains teeth and lips, tastes of sin and undresses you kind of red.

[jynxxxedangel]

Oh red. Definitely red. The stains teeth and lips, tastes of sin and undresses you kind of red.

The "slips you a mickey, ties you to the cheap motel bed with the sheets, and takes your wallet" sort of red.

[TheGimp]

Oh red. Definitely red. The stains teeth and lips, tastes of sin and undresses you kind of red.

sounds yummy

[taysteewonderbunny]

sounds yummy

So much so, I need a smoke break.

[TheGimp]

Don't back-sass me, gimp.

oh yea what r u ganna do about it missy ur so sub you couldnt keep me in line anyway

[Eevee]

oh yea what r u ganna do about it missy ur so sub you couldnt keep me in line anyway

Fuck that. I could keep your whiny girly ass in line.

And I did drink a little last night...I just forgot.

Some true absinthe.

[TitsMcGee]

I wish I was intoxicated...I'm not allowed to drink until my birthday. Well maybe some boones when pRick comes up to visit next month.

[TheGimp]

Fuck that. I could keep your whiny girly ass in line.

And I did drink a little last night...I just forgot.

Some true absinthe.

yea right...your about as dominant as Pricks girlfriends....

[Eevee]

yea right...your about as dominant as Pricks girlfriends....

.....

Fuck off.

[candyman]

Mmmm...almost finished with the last of my Redneck Grapejuice...possible going blind

Fucking RA in my dorm won't let me drink till i'm 21! Gotta hide in my damn shower and do it...

[taysteewonderbunny]

Mmmm...almost finished with the last of my Redneck Grapejuice...possible going blind

Fucking RA in my dorm won't let me drink till i'm 21! Gotta hide in my damn shower and do it...

lol. I love that picture. Hairy, wet you with a bottle of moonshine, grappa, whatevah.

I am also liking the idea of Eevee being all tuff and strict and stuff.

[TheGimp]

.....

Fuck off.

and point gose to gimp...see if you were able to keep as you say "my whiney girl ass in line" you would have thought of somthing better to say rather then fuck off...*muah*