Dgn Bowling

[the eternal]

So, can someone shoot me a PM about when and where? I'm sorry to appear lazy, but my attention span is the size of a gnat's. My only issue is that I can't do it till 9. Can't you all just NOT go to Shitty Club just once, or will you just die?? Jesus Tapdancing Christ......,

Jeff and I really want to come bowling. We just don't give two healthy shits about CC.

Since you're attention span is that of a gnat, I will forgive you not scrolling upward.

Here is my original post.

I'll PM this to you too.

We start at 8P, but we'll just be getting warmed up at 9P

No THIS is decisive and clear

WHEN : SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 16 8P

WHERE: Madison Park Bowl: 248-541-9305

25023 John R Rd, Madison Heights, MI 48071, US

WHAT: Bowling! What are you, a moron?

"I'M A MORON and am STILL CONFUSED"--CLICK HERE

If you don't bowl, you don't pay to bowl.

However, we may shake you upside down until loose change falls out so we can get money for our drinks.

THERE! All Done!

I'm reserving 2 lanes.

That's $20 on my credit card.

If you f^%$ers dont show up, I WILL sick Siegemachine on you.

If I DON'T SHOW UP, I will whip myself with a cat of nine tails strapped to each hand until I make even Mel Gibson turn away in horror.

[SuZQZ]

The eternal has decided I'm making a ridiculous amount of potato pancakes to bring to this thing. Please eat them because I'm not slaving over a hot exploding stove for nothing.

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm sure that Jeff, Sierra, and I will be there. We love to bowl.

[SuZQZ]

I'm sure that Jeff, Sierra, and I will be there. We love to bowl.

Plus you get to have a great laugh at those of us who truly suck at bowling!

[CandyQuackenbush]

Alright, just found out what my shedual is for the weekend. Odims and I are STILL A GO for this weekend, however, we may have to cut CC short by about 2 hours on account that I have to be at work at 6am.

If I cared about this place, I'd walk in smelling sober and whatnot. But I truely do not, so we might leave after last call.

We will be going, and I might need some enabling....

[Brenda Starrr]

Plus you get to have a great laugh at those of us who truly suck at bowling!

Oh no. Don't be confused between my enjoyment of bowling and suckage. I suck like a brand new Hoover. But that's a whole other thread!

[bean]

your signature is the best Brenda!

*end threadjack

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Anyone feel like coming to Howell to pick up this cripples ass? IOt's a ssex one!

[Brenda Starrr]

Since you're attention span is that of a gnat, I will forgive you not scrolling upward.

Here is my original post.

I'll PM this to you too.

We start at 8P, but we'll just be getting warmed up at 9P

At least I can spell....

your signature is the best Brenda!

*end threadjack

Why, thank you. I kind of like it myself.

[Homicidalheathen]

I'll go if I can borrow a car.......my inner trip computer is messed up and its taking them forever to do a damn oil change.

Grr.

Since you're attention span is that of a gnat, I will forgive you not scrolling upward.

Here is my original post.

I'll PM this to you too.

We start at 8P, but we'll just be getting warmed up at 9P

[CandyQuackenbush]

Starting at 8pm? Neat, that will give me time to get home from work, shower, and make myself pretties for the event.

The upside to where I work, if it's cold, or snowy out on Sunday, it won't be very busy because the Rich don't want to come out to shop.

So everyone, hope for snow on sunday!

[Destroit]

Man I'm nervous. I suck so ridiculously bad there's a good chance I'll even get beat by Boshy . Everyone...be prepared to laugh...HARD

[Msterbeau]

I went bowling once. It was great.

[Msterbeau]

Man I'm nervous. I suck so ridiculously bad there's a good chance I'll even get beat by Boshy . Everyone...be prepared to laugh...HARD

We can ask them to put up the kiddie walls for you.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

We can ask them to put up the kiddie walls for you.

CAN YOU!! :D

[odims_sphere]

Bumper bowling is dangerous... drunks start trying banking shots like in pool!

[Destroit]

We can ask them to put up the kiddie walls for you.

Damn Marc, you r genius, that's for sure. My whole plan was that when you guys weren't looking I would just run down the lane and kick all the pins over with my foot, then running back before anyone caught on...but your plan blows mine the hell out the water!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Damn Marc, you r genius, that's for sure. My whole plan was that when you guys weren't looking I would just run down the lane and kick all the pins over with my foot, then running back before anyone caught on...but your plan blows mine the hell out the water!

NO!! THAT WAS MY IDEA!! Cripple bowling, remember!!

[Destroit]

NO!! THAT WAS MY IDEA!! Cripple bowling, remember!!

Fine, I'll play Chernobyl Style (i.e. cheap and not fair). Whenever I want a strike I'll just grab the back of you and launch your ass down the lane, scoring me strike after strike. It will save me some running, and you know, when I can cut corners like that I generally do. I will make up for boo-boos after with free hugz...? Good, sounds like a plan! So you can keep your cripple bowling I use cheat bowling now .

Wait....are you even going?

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Fine, I'll play Chernobyl Style (i.e. cheap and not fair). Whenever I want a strike I'll just grab the back of you and launch your ass down the lane, scoring me strike after strike. It will save me some running, and you know, when I can cut corners like that I generally do. I will make up for boo-boos after with free hugz...? Good, sounds like a plan! So you can keep your cripple bowling I use cheat bowling now .

Wait....are you even going?

I'm still trying here...I think I'll know by tonight...

[Destroit]

I'm still trying here...I think I'll know by tonight...

You have to go! If you don't, my entire LIFE will be ruined... : That's right, my whole 22 years of life....meaningless...unless you go to bowling tomorrow Donut let meh down! Here's some encouragement hugglez: . Further hugglez will be administered upon your arrival tomorrow evening at the alleged bowling alley.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

You have to go! If you don't, my entire LIFE will be ruined... : That's right, my whole 22 years of life....meaningless...unless you go to bowling tomorrow Donut let meh down! Here's some encouragement hugglez: . Further hugglez will be administered upon your arrival tomorrow evening at the alleged bowling alley.

Look, Cher, if I don't go, it'd be YOUR fault! I asked you for some plutonium so I can finish my teleportation device. And what do you bring me?! Odims poop!! As radioactive as that is, it will NOT power my machine!!

*hones telekinesis skills*

[Destroit]

Look, Cher, if I don't go, it'd be YOUR fault! I asked you for some plutonium so I can finish my teleportation device. And what do you bring me?! Odims poop!! As radioactive as that is, it will NOT power my machine!!

*hones telekinesis skills*

Look, being Chernobyl, Herself, I know a whooooole lot about radiation. It WILL power that machine damnit....it will . You just need to have Odims poop out more in order to have enough...

It also enriches it more if you are on one side of the room and let him fling it at you from the other side of the room. It uhmmm...you know, charges it...? Trust me on this. Like those flashlights that charge up when you jack them off (i.e. shake). It's kinda like that. Just trust me on this. If you get pictures of this, it is even MORE likely to work.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

You know WAY too much of Odims' poos....

[odims_sphere]

I like poop