Quick Update For Those Interested...

[know_buddy_kares]

So, for anyone that gives a fuck (starts hearing crickets chirping) I am in a small ass town in Germany known as Illesheim. It is pretty much a tiny base, right next to a tiny town... with nothing in a 50 mile radius. The closest big city near me is Nurnberg. I have already visited that city and got some new threads. I am absolutely loving Germany though.. for the beer is wonderful, the food too... and god the women... oh my god..

they know how to fucking breed them over here... every one of them has like the perfect ass, legs, everything...

anyways.. about Iraq, I will be going sometime between June-August. I will stay there for 15 months... I am fucked... they do not allow drinking in Iraq... I am soooo fucked.... fuck...

I forget where exactly in iraq, but it is a cakewalk from what I hear. So thankfully it will not be as bad as the first time I went... after that, back to germany and see if i can sweet talk the army to letting me stay until the end of my contract.

I do not have much internet access unless I hit an internet cafe off post.. and it is a german computer wich means I am fucked for typing like I used to on this rearanged keyboard. It is mostly the same, but the y and z keys are swapped, and the rest of the keys are all rearanged... so fuck trying to type anything other than a period...

But thats about it for now. If you are on my myspace, you will be able to read my latest blog wich tells my new phone number that I can be reached at. Just do not call me after 4PM, it will be 10 for me when it is 4 for you, i will be sleeping.

[Destroit]

they know how to fucking breed them over here... every one of them has like the perfect ass, legs, everything...

I'm probably going to get yelled at for this, and you know what that would be bogus if I did because this is seriously true: It's not so much that Germany (Europe) knows how to breed them, it's that unlike over here they don't feed them. Well at least not what we feed people over here, they definately don't have the same weight problem as America.

They also heard of things like treadmills and apparantly we're lacking that area also.

Oh...and Germans are teh sex. That too. I know German girls are the sexy-hott 'cause I'm one of them.

I'd so go for the food. I can't even think of where Nuremberg (my God, as someone who is supposed to be able to speak German, I sure spelled that wrong) is, but I hope you're having fun.

So when are you gonna fly us over, huh? (j/k)

[know_buddy_kares]

I'm probably going to get yelled at for this, and you know what that would be bogus if I did because this is seriously true: It's not so much that Germany (Europe) knows how to breed them, it's that unlike over here they don't feed them. Well at least not what we feed people over here, they definately don't have the same weight problem as America.

They also heard of things like treadmills and apparantly we're lacking that area also.

Oh...and Germans are teh sex. That too. I know German girls are the sexy-hott 'cause I'm one of them.

I'd so go for the food. I can't even think of where Nuremberg (my God, as someone who is supposed to be able to speak German, I sure spelled that wrong) is, but I hope you're having fun.

So when are you gonna fly us over, huh? (j/k)

I will fly you and raven over after iraq... we will fucking PARTY!!!!!!!!!!

[freydis]

I'm probably going to get yelled at for this, and you know what that would be bogus if I did because this is seriously true: It's not so much that Germany (Europe) knows how to breed them, it's that unlike over here they don't feed them. Well at least not what we feed people over here, they definately don't have the same weight problem as America.

They also heard of things like treadmills and apparantly we're lacking that area also.

Oh...and Germans are teh sex. That too. I know German girls are the sexy-hott 'cause I'm one of them.

I'd so go for the food. I can't even think of where Nuremberg (my God, as someone who is supposed to be able to speak German, I sure spelled that wrong) is, but I hope you're having fun.

So when are you gonna fly us over, huh? (j/k)

It's not that they don't eat, Cher, it's that they dont eat the same shitty stuff we do.

I'm sure they *eat* just fine.

The food's just a helluva lot better. And they probably walk a lot more. While we here in "motor city" have to drive everywhere.

[know_buddy_kares]

It's not that they don't eat, Cher, it's that they dont eat the same shitty stuff we do.

I'm sure they *eat* just fine.

The food's just a helluva lot better. And they probably walk a lot more. While we here in "motor city" have to drive everywhere.

you are correct... i even went to a macdonalds today here and about shit myself in surprize that the mcdonalds here actually use REAL beef!! it was a real fucking burger!!!!!!! I have been enjoying all sorts of small diners too.. their food here is the best... their beer is the best...

FUCK I NEVER WANNA LEAVE!!!!!!!11one!

[Destroit]

It's not that they don't eat, Cher, it's that they dont eat the same shitty stuff we do.

I'm sure they *eat* just fine.

The food's just a helluva lot better. And they probably walk a lot more. While we here in "motor city" have to drive everywhere.

That's true, they probably eat the same amount of stuff but in America our shit's all chalk full of preservatives, hormones, trans-fat and other unnatural substances. In America, this is disturbing yet true, they actually put stuff into processed food (processed food being the devil in the first place because it has no real nutritional value hardly) that actually makes you want to eat more, like appetite boosters. I do know they're big on the environment over there so that probably would incinuate they're big on personal health and being more organic.

Also the fact that alot of Germans don't own cars because the cost of keeping one and driving it over there is much higher than over here, they definately get their walking in. All of their cities (main ones at least) are set up so people can easily get around by foot.

Oh and KBK...you really honestly think that Germany is ready for the likes of Raven and myself?

[know_buddy_kares]

i tried telling my buddy this in Nurnberg... like just find a fucking parkingspot and park it and lets walk... it aint america ass hat....

....he still didnt get it it was frusterating.

and hell... do you think germany is ready for me??

[Destroit]

Dude...I have a plan. Let's get everyone from DGN to move to Germany because they're cooler than America (doesn't take much)!

We already have one DGNer that has to go back there in March, so we should just silently follow him. So that we all may be his...neighbor...collectively. Muhahahahahaha!!!!!

I could just imagine the look on Saint Germain's face if he goes back to Germany and one day...we all just sort of show up at his house

[know_buddy_kares]

Dude...I have a plan. Let's get everyone from DGN to move to Germany because they're cooler than America (doesn't take much)!

We already have one DGNer that has to go back there in March, so we should just silently follow him. So that we all may be his...neighbor...collectively. Muhahahahahaha!!!!!

I could just imagine the look on Saint Germain's face if he goes back to Germany and one day...we all just sort of show up at his house

yeah that fucker better meet up with me when he gets back too... you reading this saint germain? I know you will... call me when you get back dude!!!

[Destroit]

and hell... do you think germany is ready for me??

Psssht...I'm sure they have plenty of beer for you to drink and plenty of open fields and woods for you to run around in after drinking it.

Does Germany have poison ivy? You better hope not

[Para Bellum]

I did my active duty time in Germany ('96-'98). One of the best times of my life. :D

[Hellion]

Hey KBK,you know I am 70% German,yeah I don't blame you for never wanting to come back to the US,I know I would'nt.Awesome Chicks,Awesome Beer,Awesome Heavy Metal music,=fun times in Germany,LOL!!keep in touch.

[jadnifer]

Good luck out there man! Whern Raven and Cher come out I will hide in their suitcase. They will never know.

[sass_in_the_pants]

I think the Czech women are hotter.

But hey, that's just me.

[hunhee]

Awww.. I'm glad you're having a great time. I remember when I was in Germany, the bread there was really really good, and I was in the Rhine Valley, so the wine there was equally as good. YUM!!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

So, for anyone that gives a fuck (starts hearing crickets chirping)....

Is there no booze for this portion of the pity party?

Be safe. Wear a condom.

[Msterbeau]

I'm going to Iceland. You will never find me!!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Have a beer for me!

[Tryp]

Drink for me too

[Para Bellum]

Awww.. I'm glad you're having a great time. I remember when I was in Germany, the bread there was really really good, and I was in the Rhine Valley, so the wine there was equally as good. YUM!!!!

Hey, where at in the Rhine valley? I hung out in Wiesbaden/Mainz or Mannheim most weekends.

[SuZQZ]

It's great that you are having such a fun time in Germany. Just be sure you stay safe once you get to Iraq. We want you back in one piece!

[Msterbeau]

It's great that you are having such a fun time in Germany. Just be sure you stay safe once you get to Iraq. We want you back in one piece!

Yes. We wish you and your sister to create more grand sculptures for the DGN masses to marvel at.

[CandyQuackenbush]

Dude, when do you want to start sending me some German Beer we where talking about??????

[Bernadette]

So, ... in Germany known ...

anyways.. about Iraq, ...

Ich liebe Deutschland! (Luv Germany, especially Bavaria).

The beer there is outstanding, and CHEAP. Hoffbrauhaus in Munich.

And GODSPEED to you when you go downrange! Keep us updated as much as you can.

[Bernadette]

I think the Czech women are hotter.

But hey, that's just me.

PS - I'm 100% Czechoslovakian! (my family comes more from the Slovak side tho)