What Would You Ask For

[NooSe]

Well im currently sitting here watching The Illusionist

which brings up my first question...although it has no relevance to the movie what-so-ever

if you had the chance, to sell your soul to the devil...

would you do it?

if so what would you ask for?

Myself.... i would do it, i would ask for Teleconesis and the power to stop time.

kinda cheesey i know, but i've wanted that since i was little

[Head Wreck]

the end to my friends woes and an immunity to the insanity that women induce on me

[SuZQZ]

I would ask for a superbug of insanity for women to induce on Head Wreck. Do you think you can escape us that easily? We evolve and we adapt for the soul purpose of driving you mad! Mwah ha haaaaaaaa! j/k

[predaking]

any and every superpower I could think of and a giant robot

[NooSe]

I would ask for a superbug of insanity for women to induce on Head Wreck. Do you think you can escape us that easily? We evolve and we adapt for the soul purpose of driving you mad! Mwah ha haaaaaaaa! j/k

shit. i totally could escape, with my power to stop time

[freydis]

No more money worries, and other impossible but idyllic things that have been on my mind of late.....

[CandyQuackenbush]

My house, jeep, and Odims truck all paid off. And about 2 million bucks. Then all of my money worries would be gone, and I could have funds in my savings account so I can have a good retirement. Or if something happens, I can afforid to fix it or replace it, and not have an issue.

[Steven]

My house, jeep, and Odims truck all paid off. And about 2 million bucks. Then all of my money worries would be gone, and I could have funds in my savings account so I can have a good retirement. Or if something happens, I can afforid to fix it or replace it, and not have an issue.

Dang Candy, your soul should be worth way more than that!

me, Id ask for soemthign way more important, like a big weiner

[NooSe]

Dang Candy, your soul should be worth way more than that!

me, Id ask for soemthign way more important, like a big weiner

pshh big weiner's are so over rated.

size realy doesn't matter.

[CandyQuackenbush]

me, Id ask for soemthign way more important, like a big weiner

Like a footlong? Or maybe a Italian Sausage? Well whatevers going to fill you up for dinner.

*comment soak with sarcasim and sheer stupidity*

[Steven]

pshh big weiner's are so over rated.

size realy doesn't matter.

you gotta little weiner doncha?

[Steven]

Like a footlong? Or maybe a Italian Sausage? Well whatevers going to fill you up for dinner.

*comment soak with sarcasim and sheer stupidity*

couldent have been more stupid than mine....(mexican Devil Weiner)

[CandyQuackenbush]

I would also ask for my schooling to be paid off too.

That would be nice too.

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

I would want to know the answer to every question that has ever been asked and will ever be asked by "intelligent" life forms. I would also need the ability to process that information into a usuale form.

[NooSe]

you gotta little weiner doncha?

no, no i dont.

i happen to have a quite decent size one.

why do you? i mean come on, why else would you be asking for a bigger one?

haha im just kidding.

[Steven]

no, no i dont.

i happen to have a quite decent size one.

why do you? i mean come on, why else would you be asking for a bigger one?

haha im just kidding.

of course!! Why do you think I asked the Devil for a kielbasa? All these peopel in here want money, fame, glory, a stress free life.....no no no no.....give me the weiner from hell.

[Head Wreck]

I would ask for a superbug of insanity for women to induce on Head Wreck. Do you think you can escape us that easily? We evolve and we adapt for the soul purpose of driving you mad! Mwah ha haaaaaaaa! j/k

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 7 years of single life has finaly given me stable and rational thought (well untill the past couple of weeks, another girl has gotten under my skin by accident).

in which case.

the ability to disconnect the bits of my personality for short periods of time that disrupt the stability i enjoy

[NooSe]

I would also ask for my schooling to be paid off too.

That would be nice too.

i agee. free schooling would be pretty fucking awesome.

[CandyQuackenbush]

i agee. free schooling would be pretty fucking awesome.

If I was a legal resident of WI for atleast 3 year, my schooling would be paid for because I went to Iraq for a year.

Saddly, MI isn't that nice to us.

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

I find it telling that people are willing to sell thier soul into eternal damnation for so little... I mean... an eternity in Hell for some bills being paid off? a bigger cock?

[xbittergracex]

yeah...infinite amount of money.

Doesn't buy happiness, but it would buy all the shit that makes me happy.

[NooSe]

yeah...infinite amount of money.

Doesn't buy happiness, but it would buy all the shit that makes me happy.

if you had infinite money, money would be worthless.

because if you think about it, that money has to come from somewhere.

so if you had infinite money, there would either be extreme inflation, or the money was stolen and when it appeared in your posession, you would be proscocuted and thrown in jail.

soo either way you'd lose.

oooorr

you would just end up with all the money in the world, every last cent, and you would be miserable because you would either have no friends or have no one to compete with like who has the bigest boat or some shit like that.

and still either way you'd lose.

[predaking]

including myself only one other person said they would ask for somthing cool, why sell your soul for money when you could ask for somthing way cooler the could help you get money, stress free, etc.

[Steven]

I find it telling that people are willing to sell thier soul into eternal damnation for so little... I mean... an eternity in Hell for some bills being paid off? a bigger cock?

you do realize I was messin around with the weiner comments right?

I couldent sell my soul for anything, and besides....people do that all over the place everyday, its hardly romantic.

[NooSe]

you do realize I was messin around with the weiner comments right?

I couldent sell my soul for anything, and besides....people do that all over the place everyday, its hardly romantic.

yes, yes no worries though.