DGN Coffee house...

[taysteewonderbunny]

Can I get a strawberry mocha?

You can get a strawberry anything, you just can't make her drink it.

[phee]

pappa bear

[creatureofthenyte]

yuck

[AstralCrux]

chocolate strawberry pancake

[slingerlandstyx]

Found on notalwaysright.com, brought to my awareness by ScaryGuy. Thanks for the night-shift entertainment, SG!

Less Twilight, More Daylight

Hospital | New York, NY, USA

Me: “Hi, this is anesthesia. How can I help you?”

Caller: “This is the blood bank, right?”

Me: “No, this is anesthesia.”

Caller: “That’s the same thing, right?”

Me: “Not really.”

Caller: “Well, what is anesthesia?”

Me: “The stuff that puts you to sleep before surgery.”

Caller: “Well who cares about that c**p!”

Me: “People who need surgery?”

Caller: “No! You know what they need? BLOOD!”

Me: “Okay…but you still have the wrong number.”

Caller: “Vampires need blood! You’re not a vampire because you don’t need blood! Humans don’t need blood!”

Me: “Sir, humans need blood just as much as a vampire.”

Caller: “Wait, so humans are vampires?”

Me: “No, they just need–”

Caller: “Holy f***! I’M A VAMPIRE! You just made my day!”

Me: “Well, no–”

Caller: “Thank you sooo much!” *click*

[creatureofthenyte]

Pass the Coffee pot please!

[slingerlandstyx]

Oh, and I'd like a large iced chai tea please. Do you have any bananas to blend it with?

[slingerlandstyx]

*passes CotN a carafe of Cophee*

We seem to be all out, my friend.

[StormKnight (1)]

But why is the coffee gone?

[creatureofthenyte]

The coffee is Always gone.....

perhaps Rev beat us to it

[phee]

hooble hoble bibble bobble

[AstralCrux]

*Wanders over with two full pots of coffee* So, yeah I don't drink this... Anyone want some?

[Guest Megalicious]

Hello Kitty coffee....

[Rev.Reverence]

*gets some fresh coffee*

[phee]

Blammo

[Rev.Reverence]

I...am SO fucking cool sometimes...I have to +1 meself.

[phee]

"...and some good luvin"

[Oh_My_Goth]

I'll take one cup of positive reinforcement with a side of kindness.. Oooo & Can I have cheese on that?

[Rev.Reverence]

...I have got coffee...I can work now.

[phee]

So they closed the ticket.... but how can I tell if anything is different?

[bean]

Reality is a slap in the back of the head.

[StormKnight (1)]

OK, *now* what?

[taysteewonderbunny]

Damn that squirrel. Damn him.

[Rev.Reverence]

[phee]

My name is not william.