DGN Coffee house...

[Brenda Starrr]

I was at my dad's boss's farm, and the boys decided to throw poop at us girls. I couldn't let them win. So I threw horse and cow poop right back at them.

[Head Wreck]

last time i flung poop was 3 years ago.

i kicked it actually. nice dolop of horse poop, crusty on the outside, squishy in the middle.

it skipped on the top of some rich prat's bergan and rested between his head and the top of the bergan untill...

like i said more money than sense, he had a self pitching tent with a dodgy release catch, the impact of the dung managed to disturb the tent enough to...

the poop ended up squished between his head and the exploding tent/bergan :D

i was banned from eating an entire bar of mint kendle cake in one sitting on any hike with that group again.

:D

anyone else got any poop-throwing confessions

[JaneDead]

*Gives Brenda Mochapheechachino with whipped cream*

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i am now insanely jealous. and even offered a polar bear scone? :

[Brenda Starrr]

I'll share my Mochapheecachino and split my polar bear scone with ya!

[JaneDead]

now you're talkin'

[Brenda Starrr]

That's some good eatin'

[phee]

Would anybody like a grilledpheesandwich?

[JaneDead]

yeah it is just about lunch time... sounds good to me

can i also have some phee fries and a side of ranch?

[Brenda Starrr]

Me too. Ooh! Throw some Old Bay seasoning on mine!!

Edited March 11, 2005 by BrendaStarrr69

[JaneDead]

what is old bay seasoning?

[paradox]

these babblings are truely random

[phee]

Polarbear?

[paradox]

penguin?

[phee]

Yes.. I thinks so.

[paradox]

i hear the water is nice this time of year...

[phee]

Down south?

[paradox]

up north, if yer a penguin or a polar bear. or maybe even in the polar bears club!

[phee]

Must correct you... Penguins are not in the Arctic or the North.... They are strictly in the Antarctic region.... Sorry if I am being an anal bastard but didn't want you to Fly to Alaska hoping to see any. Check out this site for more info.

[paradox]

well. learn something new every day. actually, i do recall hearing that before, now that you mention it.

in that case, gazelle?

[phee]

Polar Gazelle?

[paradox]

tastes just like chicken they say!

[Brenda Starrr]

Mmmm...chicken

[phee]

Would you like a chicken coffee Brenda?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. I want a Mochapheechachino and a polar bear scone. With Old Bay seasoning and ranch dressing.

[paradox]

pink teeth.