DGN Coffee house...

[paradox]

no, does it taste like chicken?

[Vater Araignee]

Hot Spicy peanuts coating chicken

[Brenda Starrr]

Mmmmmmmmm

[paradox]

nuts on my chicken?

[Brenda Starrr]

I love chicken nuts

[paradox]

[Vater Araignee]

you put it that way it sounds like it hurts MWAAAAA

[Brenda Starrr]

POP!!!

Better run. I'm a crazy chick with an Office Depot credit card and I ain't skeered to use it!

[paradox]

does it? the most painful chicken i ever had was the instant death wings at the timber wolf in redford. they were just as hot going in as they were coming out! :

the 1st 3 were the worst, once you got past 3 yer mouth was so numb it didnt matter. lots of beer helps, of course.

the next day youda swore i was johnny cash...

down down down, in a burnin ring of fire....

the great brown eye of sore-on???

[Vater Araignee]

* quietly polishing his super soaker he looks up *

"Rafters" he whispers with a big ass grin.

* he goes still eyes rolling into the back of his head *

Vater: Spider? [yelling] SPIDER!!! where the hell are you? Come out now.

Spider: [sleepily] What...

Vater: Find Ragno.

Spider: Why?

Vater: Look up.

Spider: [he looks up] Rafters...

Vater: Now ragno will come back to play.

Spider: Yea. But GR ain't gonna like it.

Vater: Fuck him I'm the one in control.

GR: somebody call? [looks up] Rafters? Now that's just some bull shit! You gonna let that crazy vamp freak come back?

Vater: Shut up or I'll write you into something.

GR: I'm coo I'm coo

Vater: Spider go find Ragno.

Spider: OTW dude.

Vater: don't call me dude

[Vater Araignee]

he is all most here

[Brenda Starrr]

POP

[Vater Araignee]

Ever hear the punisher get down and funky?

[Brenda Starrr]

Should I be afraid of this?

[Vater Araignee]

Cannon fire:... KABOOM KABOOM

automatic fire: yada da da da da da da da

Cannon fire:... KABOOM KABOOM

[Brenda Starrr]

*Makes Ninja-like moves as she jumps over the sofa.*

POP POP POP POP POP!!!!!

wAS THAT YOUR HEAD i JUST HIT?

[Vater Araignee]

His knees buckle and he grabs his crotch as he falls to the floor.

he manages to squeak out "ugh hugh"

[Brenda Starrr]

Wow! I did better than I thought!!

[Vater Araignee]

oh you'll regret that when Ragno gets back...

You'll rue the day.

mommy

[Brenda Starrr]

Shut up or I'll shoot at close range and use the parts as a towel hook....

[Vater Araignee]

Hey ain't ya figured out it's to small

maby a wash cloth but not a towel

[Brenda Starrr]

Whateva. i need new hooks.

[TomCat]

why hooks, you gonna go fishing in there?

[Vater Araignee]

no she wants to hang me from the

rafters

rafters

rafters

Rogno is comming

[Brenda Starrr]

I need hooks for my washrags