FEEL MY POWER!

[Jarodaka]

This is my 999th post. Can't you feel the anticipation? 1,000 is so close now.

[TomCat]

:whistling

What's taking so long???

:fear

:woot:

[LuluVox]

It has to feel right. He can't just give it away for just anything. He needs mood music, and maybe a good meal beforehand.

[LadyWindstone]

3 or 4 naked dancing women might do it.

[soothsayer]

It's like an orgasm. The waiting, the anticipating, the labor, the ......... oooops.

[paradox]

i pass post counts like their standing still...

[LadyWindstone]

i used to be over that number now i'm working towards it again.

[soothsayer]

What paradox meant was he passes post counts like he's passing gas. :laughing

[LadyWindstone]

ok that's just ew.

[paradox]

so true!

[soothsayer]

:laughing

[LadyWindstone]

but still ew.

[soothsayer]

Yes but still :laughing

[LadyWindstone]

ew

[soothsayer]

:laughing :laughing

By the time were done we could have boosted Jarods post count.

[SomeDanGuy]

This thread seems to be stuck in an infinite loop!

I can't wait to see Jarod's 1000th. I'm sure it'll be a doozy. I mean, with all this build-up, he'd better make it something special

[soothsayer]

The pressure is on.

[Jarodaka]

Heh, I completely forgot and I posted this. Exciting, eh?

[LadyWindstone]

all that build up for a girl beer. bad.

[Brenda Starrr]

Pfft. Is that all you have? Sheesh....

:grin

[Jarodaka]

Don't worry, I'm sure everyone was waiting for the real excitement to begin at post 1,003.

EDIT: Dammit.

[TomCat]

I'm still waiting.... :blink

[SomeDanGuy]

You missed the big moment. He's at 1004 now. Now when your grandkids ask where you were for the big 1,000th post you're going to have to tell them that you missed it. And then they'll make fun of you and never respect you again. And probably hide your slippers.

[TomCat]

You missed the big moment.  He's at 1004 now.  Now when your grandkids ask where you were for the big 1,000th post you're going to have to tell them that you missed it.  And then they'll make fun of you and never respect you again.  And probably hide your slippers.

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Well, sigh....I guess I'll get over it...somehow... :erm

[soothsayer]

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