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Myth would have it that Sierra Mist spews forth from the breast of the Egyptian Goddess See-yehr-rah Nii-vah-Daa - patroness of lightweights who, rather than go into battle, would stay behind and do menial things like keeping books, folding loincloths, etc.

While Squirt, it is said, is the liquid counterpart to Ambrosia - aka Food of the Gods, making it Liquid of the Gods.

Edited by Fierce Critter
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Myth would have it that Sierra Mist spews forth from the breast of the Egyptian Goddess See-yehr-rah Nii-vah-Daa - patroness of lightweights who, rather than go into battle, would stay behind and do menial things like keeping books, folding loincloths, etc.

While Sprite, it is said, is the liquid counterpart to Ambrosia - aka Food of the Gods, making it Liquid of the Gods.

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OOOHHHH don't let any of your fellow squirters know you said that....

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...hmmm....

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hehehe

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what no more squirt? i should have stocked up!!! :woot:

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Fuck yeah! squirt rules!!! :grin

And all the lady's luv my squirt too, specailly when its aimed for there mouths :wink

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So much for subtlety and double entendres.

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7up and Sierra Mist are both lemon-lime based drinks. They are nowhere near the same category as the grapefruit-based Squirt!

Also, there's the fact that Squirt rules and Sierra Mist tastes like liquid dust

Squirt > Mist

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By the way, we even have a gay and lesbian faction of sierra mist defenders.  We do not discriminate.

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Log Cabin Sierrans?

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Squirt and Sierra Mist are fine, but Vernors makes them his bitch.

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i can't drink vernors. it makes me cough.

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Squirt should be banned and anyonecaught drinking it should get the death penalty like the guy who used $2 bills.

LONG LIVE SIERRA MIST

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SIERRA MIST? :ralph Thanks I wanted to taste my coffee and donuts again.

pffftttt......I expect Squirt to start coming in a pink flavor because anyone who drinks it is a PINKO. 

oh and the squirt down my throat post just made me stop drinking liquids altogether.  Cold turkey.

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Never heard of ruby red?

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first off i must say i am not part of any of these team..... I am in a league of my own...... DIET MOUNTAIN DEW ROCKS!

any how after reading the side of my diet mt dew bottle i found this.

or more specifically this to help you sierra mist fans out.

lilith

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no dew or diet for me. i can really only drink pepsi, squirt and sierra mist. and cherry pepsi or cherry coke from a resturant.

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if you are ever in a resturant/ bar and want cherry pop that they dont have, no matter what kind i.e. pepsi, coke, 7-up, sprite etc...... ask them to add some Grenadine to what ever normal flavor pop you like and BAM cherry pop!

lilith

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if you are ever in a resturant/ bar and want cherry pop that they dont have, no matter what kind i.e. pepsi, coke, 7-up, sprite etc......  ask them to add some Grenadine to what ever  normal flavor pop you like and BAM cherry pop!

lilith

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interesting! learn a new tidbit everyday

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isn't that what they put in shirley temples?

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isn't that what they put in shirley temples?

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Correct you are dyno........

you can also use straight cherry juice from the maraschino cherries

I worked for a place called Chevy Colas.... they had real coke in there fountian not the lenards syrup stuff... any how for some reason they could not get Cherry Coke for the fountian so we made our own.......and the rest is history......

lilith

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i LOVED shirley temples when i was little. i think i should get one again... ;)

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lol

I remeber feeling all grown and important when i got em!

i love it when a kids comes in to the bar with there parnets for lunch or something..... i love making them "grown up drinks"......makes me smile...

lilith

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im a pepsi guy.....

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