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I mourn the loss of Squirt soda no longer.

Stopped into a local Mexican grocery to pick up some tamale fixings and discovered to my pleasant surprise they carry Squirt in 2-liter bottles.

I'm happy happy!

:happydance

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I (heart) Squirt.. it's some good stuff!

B~

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Quite a dirty dirty topic title Critter!!! I am so proud :)

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Yeah I thought maybe you had missed posting this in the Sex forum.

I'm sorry your Squirt supply is threatened. =( Here I constantly have a 2L of diet Squirt in the fridge :swoon

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gawd!! you should go into advertising

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Squirt should be banned and anyonecaught drinking it should get the death penalty like the guy who used $2 bills.

LONG LIVE SIERRA MIST

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squirt is good too. you don't know what you are talking about.

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now what, seirra mist facists!?

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now what, seirra mist facists!?

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No no, we Sierra Mist rebels are only protecting the people, Squirt and 7Up and others of it's kind have held our people down for too long. I guess you could say I'm the Mccarthy of Sierra Mist but even Mccarthy was right on more than one occasion, like when the verona documents were unsealed and many suspected communists were found to be spies!

I will not stand by and watch as squirt heards infiltrate our way of life. We are the new underground peace force, we are Sierra Mist.

We stand for freedom and this is our flag:

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whoa! we can't have this kinda thing going on. time to call in the Squirt Squad peace keepers and put this rebellion to bed

:laughing :laughing

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how DARE you say that squirt is like 7 up.

"Squirt and 7Up and others of it's kind ..."

7 up is no squirt mister

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I like pants....

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see even phee likes squirt!

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I like puppy dogs

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see even phee likes squirt!

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yeah well phee is a well documented communist. and not the good kind either.

i just got off the phone with my mole in Cuba, turns out that phee is one of them.....a red flag waving, squirt drinking, castro loving, democracy hating, freedom opposing SOFT DRINK COMMUNIST. :ohmy:

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...your point comrad?

Posted (edited)

Sierra Mist is for people who can't handle Squirt.

Lightweights. :grin

I mean, come on. Which would you rather have - a good Squirt down the throat, or some kind of mist wafting around your mouth???

I myself would be more inclined to swallow some Squirt and spit that other crap out. :whistling

Edited by Fierce Critter
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it is like comparing apples and oranges.

or in this case limes and lemons to grapefruits.

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pffftttt......I expect Squirt to start coming in a pink flavor because anyone who drinks it is a PINKO.

oh and the squirt down my throat post just made me stop drinking liquids altogether. Cold turkey.

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Are you homophobic my dear Blacksunday?

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Are you homophobic my dear Blacksunday?

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No.

But I don't want anything squirted down my throat.

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Even Breast milk?

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Even Breast milk?

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no.

it makes me sick to think i ever did that even as an infant.

YUCK.

By the way, we even have a gay and lesbian faction of sierra mist defenders. We do not discriminate.

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What if breasts squirted Sierra Mist?

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