The Insult Thread

[Brenda Starrr]

That's your penis?? I thought it was a pimple.

[soothsayer]

Oooooowwwwwwww Brenda.

Was he that bad? :laughing

[Brenda Starrr]

Yup. I am NOT kidding. He was tiny. Teeny tiny itty bitty weenie.

[soothsayer]

His sister must have been a member of the itty bitty titty comittee. :laughing

[TomCat]

[soothsayer]

Do you have a broom stick up your ass or do you always walk like that?

[paradox]

^ sloan fan... ^

[soothsayer]

You say that like it's a bad thing. :laughing

[paradox]

^ post count = columbus (1492)

you think you found india, dont you? why doncha try findin yer @$$hole instead!

[soothsayer]

:blink

[paradox]

insult thread, right?

hell, im making it up as i go man.

[soothsayer]

You can do better than that Paradox.

[FarrIL]

"Ooh!! It's so cute!! Now, make it dance!"

[FarrIL]

Sorry to double-post but I had to post this one.......

"Sheesh, girl! Did you put your tampon in the wrong way or what?"

[soothsayer]

Your desired as much as an 18 year old woman at Michael Jackson's house.

[FarrIL]

Your desired as much as an 18 year old woman at Michael Jackson's house.

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Good one, Sooth....

Speaking of Michael Jackson...... "The best part about 28 year olds is that there's 20 of them."

[soothsayer]

:laughing

And thanks.

[Daevion]

Your desired as much as an 18 year old woman at Michael Jackson's house.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

hehe :laughing

[FarrIL]

:laughing

And thanks.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

::: Bows ::: You're welcome!!

"And how much Botox have YOU injected?"

[Vater Araignee]

Who farted? Oh I'm sorry. Would you please close your mouth?

If I had a penny every time you had an intelligent thought I'd bankrupt.

Do that trick where you open your mouth and you face disappears!

You wait for stop signs to turn green, don't you.

If thought where bullets you'd be firing blanks.

[FarrIL]

"Yeah, you're a couple Aces short of a full deck."

[phee]

You are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence

[soothsayer]

The lights are on but no one is home. ~ That's an old favorite of mine

You're a few items short of a picnic.

[torn asunder]

a few fries short of a happy meal!?

five short of a six-pack!?

sharp as a butter knife!?

smart as a bag of hammers!?

quick as molassas in winter!?

the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top!?

:erm :whistling

[phee]

Not the sharpest pencil in the box... are we?