The Insult Thread

[soothsayer]

:laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing

[FarrIL]

"You, sir, are a few worms short of a whole can"

"You're a few lights short of a whole strand, arent ya?"

"You're a few bullets short of a magazine"

"You're a few pearls short of a whole necklace"

"You're really begging me to kick you in the ass all the way down the street, arent you?"

In the words of Happy Bunny...... "I'm not mean, you're just a sissy."

"Okay, ninny...... try using the spell check."

[soothsayer]

His electrical system isn't fully functional.

[soothsayer]

You're as intelligent as a box of cheezits.

[FarrIL]

Dumber than a box o' rocks

[FarrIL]

"This whole {insert issue here} can get triple-penetrated by a Flint whore."

(( Personal quote ;P ))

[Vater Araignee]

You pulled all you breakers outta the box and threw them away didn't you...

your Tom Green and Andy Dicks long lost triplet aren't you...

[FarrIL]

"If you think I am going to bite you, you are sadly mistaken as I wont chomp down on toxic waste."

[soothsayer]

You've obviously mistaken me for someone that cares.

[paradox]

go fly a kite with a hole in it?

[soothsayer]

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

[JaneDead]

In the words of Happy Bunny...... "I'm not mean, you're just a sissy."

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:grin

[FarrIL]

Hehe, Dyno, I love those quotes. They're so damn funny.

"I'm here because it annoys you."

"I'm not a bitch, I'm THE bitch."

"Things ever needed to know I learned from the people trapped in my basement."

"This morning I woke up with one nerve...... and now you're getting on it."

Or, another personal one.....

"Hey! You see that wall? Your head's about to make contact with it."

[phee]

Your mom is so fat....she broke her leg and gravy came out...

[TomCat]

This one is mine, and tyou may all feel free to use it, unless you take up standup comedy, in which case it's mine all mine!! LOL

" With friends like you, who needs enemas." :laughing

I say that to my boss when he's "on my ass" for something or just plain "breathing down my neck" waiting for me to finish some work.

[phee]

That works....

"Did you grow up around powerlines?"

[TomCat]

That works for me too Phee. :cheerful

Being that I'm an environmental scientist, when engaged in "spirited" conversations about proper working conditions and procedures with MORONS, I use a similar standby:

Me:"Where do you live again?"

Moron:" I live in _________. Why?"

Me:" That would explain a lot, knowing what I know about the neurotoxins they've recently found in your water there."

LOL, It pisses them off, and I say it as CONDESCENDINGLY as I possibly can. :devil

[phee]

That's cool...I like it

Here is one:

(upon being rejected by a member of the opposite sex) "Don't be so picky, I wasn't"

[soothsayer]

Did you eat paint chips as a child?

[soothsayer]

You're as sharp as a stick of butter, nothing gets past you.

[TomCat]

"Do you have a problem understanding me?"

"I have a solution, go away then"

[soothsayer]

(upon being rejected by a member of the opposite sex) "Don't be so picky, I wasn't"

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:laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing

[FarrIL]

"Don't be so picky, I wasn't"

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OOOOUUUCCH!! :woot: :laughing

"How many times were you dropped on your head as a baby?"

This is an action I happen to do when someone has just said/done something really stupid.........

::: Pinches her thumb and pointer-finger on both sides of her head and pretends to lace an imaginary piece of cloth through her ears..... 'Brain Floss' :::

[Soulrev]

That's cool...I like it

Here is one:

(upon being rejected by a member of the opposite sex) "Don't be so picky, I wasn't"

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Ohhh!

[FarrIL]

::: Upon being preached to by a stranger..... :::

"You, sir, are a narrow-minded idiot."

(( or...... ))

"Go get a dictionary and look up the word 'Preacher', I think your picture will show up."

Or, here's another one..... "You remind me of Michigan weather ---- really shitty."