The Insult Thread

[phee]

Glad you approve....

[FarrIL]

Glad you approve....

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Yes Phee, that was hilarious. ;3

Here's one.......

"I'd try to see things from your point of view but I cant shove my head that far up my ass."

[phee]

"Your so stupid, that you trip over your cordless phone"

[Brenda Starrr]

You're so stupid that when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother.

[phee]

Your so ugly that your parents had to tie meat around your neck so the dog would play with you...

[FarrIL]

You're s stupid, you'd try to drown a fish!

[soothsayer]

Duller than a marble that fellow.

[Vater Araignee]

you so ugly I'm writing this insult blind.

Are you stoned?

No. Why?

Never mind I'm just to polite.

You use to play football without a helmat didn't you...

Hell you use to play football didn't you...

I'm sorry you shouldn't have turned around so I could see you.

[FarrIL]

"My WORD!! GAG me with a SPOON!"

(( I say this when something just sucks baaadd ))

[Brenda Starrr]

You're hung so small that your pan flute looks like a church organ.

[phee]

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people

[soothsayer]

Your so inept that they put your picture next to that word in the dictionary.

[soothsayer]

Incompatence is your strong suit.

[soothsayer]

You are the poster child for ineptness.

[paradox]

you throw like my grandma

[DarkenedCharm]

You are so ugly that when you take a shower, the water runs to the back of your head.

You're momma's so poor that when she goes to McDonald's, she tries using food stamps.

You're momma's so fat that when the family goes to the movies, we ALL get to sit next to her.

She is such a slut...If dicks had wings, her pussy would be an airport.

He fell out of the ugly tree...and hit EVERY branch on the way down.

You are so skinny that when you take a shower, you have to run around to get wet.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

Your sister's so out of style, even the Salvation Army won't accept her clothes.

Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?

I'm not being rude. You are just insignificant.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

[soothsayer]

:laughing

[Brenda Starrr]

What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

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OMG....

Judging by today's events, that's me. Flypaper for freaks.

[TomCat]

OMG....

Judging by today's events, that's me. Flypaper for freaks.

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Wow, I hate to kick a woman when she's down, or high on the almighty "T-Ohster's" list but I think that you have creep attraction perfume on or something Brenda.

[paradox]

man, youre lamer than the ohster!

[soothsayer]

man, youre lamer than the ohster!

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I was waiting for that one. :laughing

[FarrIL]

You're hung so small that your pan flute looks like a church organ.

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OUCH!! BRENDA!! (( We all know who she's referring to, riiiiggghht?! ))

Well, then, I'll fire one like Brenda's..... or make an attempt thereof....

"You're hung so small, a maggot looks like a centipede."

[FarrIL]

"You're so ugly that the dead bodies you screw curl up in agony."

[soothsayer]

It's open season on ohster.

[FarrIL]

"'Ohster'? Why not 'Oyster'?"

::: Cocks her rifle..... 'yes I may be small, but I know how to fire one....' :::