The Insult Thread

[Sybil]

"You are as useless as a wet paper bag."

[Brenda Starrr]

You're so ugly that my vagina just sealed itself in fear.

[FarrIL]

"You smell so bad, the plants shrivel up as you walk by."

[Vater Araignee]

you have to strap a full sheet of plywood to you ass before you get near her.

if you pecker was lumber it would be a splinter.

he needs a magnifying glass and tweezers to jerk off.

[soothsayer]

You must think the world of yourself ~ that's a shame.

[paradox]

this is pretty much the worst topic of all time! gosh!

[soothsayer]

Still not understanding this thread Paradox? :laughing

[paradox]

why dont you go eat a corroded piece of crap?

[soothsayer]

You get your looks from your moms side.............right?? :blink

[paradox]

your mom goes to college

[soothsayer]

You must be a proud member of the ohster fan club you poor thing.

[paradox]

you ARE the ohster... :laughing

[FarrIL]

you ARE the ohster... :laughing

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

::: Twitches :::

"Sorry!! It's just that thoughts of you give me seizures!!"

"Someone wee-wee needs some WHEE-WHEE!!"

"Forget the magnifying glass, how about a telescope?"

[soothsayer]

Does your brain have the ability to store information?

[FarrIL]

"Your brain is so small, it makes a pin-head look like a bowling ball."

"You need to read the dictionary more often."

[soothsayer]

Your so ugly even your blind date couldn't bare to be seen with you.

Try some clothes that cover that part of you will ya??

[FarrIL]

"It's not my fault you cant take rejection well."

"You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor fainted on sight."

"Someone needs their Rhidolin."

"You smell so bad you put skunks to shame."

[soothsayer]

:laughing :laughing

[soothsayer]

One night of sex with you makes me nostalgic for that time I passed a kidneystone.

One evening with you makes makes me nostalgic for that time I passed a kidneystone.

One look at you makes me nostalgic for that time I passed a kidneystone.

One date with you makes me nostalgic for that time I passed a kidneystone.

I think this one has so much potential.

[torn asunder]

Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')

Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)

'Cause you found a brand new lover

You decided that I'm not your kind (aahh..)

So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex (oohh..)

And I tore all your pictures in two

And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go

Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)

That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'

I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new

'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass

Than spend one more minute with you

I guess I might seem kinda bitter

You got me feeling down in the dumps

'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love

And I have to use the self-service pumps

Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase

You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two

'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face

Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork

Than watch you going out with other men

I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)

Again and again and again and again and again

Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)

Shove an icepick under a toenail or two

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue

Than spend one more minute with you

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks

Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue

I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades

Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands

and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die

Than spend one more minute with you

- weird al yankovic

[paradox]

how does one top that??

[FarrIL]

Torn Asunder: I have one thing to say................. "OUCH!!"

Nice shot there hun. ;P

[soothsayer]

Stomp. I'll be back later when I can think of something good.

[soothsayer]

What is that between your ears? Oh it's your face...nevermind.

[FarrIL]

Methinks you're a few lights short of an intersection.