The Insult Thread

[soothsayer]

Just for shits and giggles I found these quick witted one line insults and thought I would share them. They are not directed at anyone here. If anyone is easily offended do not read the following. Have fun.

1) His mind is so open that ideas simply pass through it.

2) Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today ?

3) Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.

4) He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory.

5) He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

6) I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

7) Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?

8) She loves 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to her.

9) I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly.

10) Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday.

11) See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

12) Are your parents siblings?

13) Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

14) Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

15) Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

16) He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

17) I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

18) A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

19) Her voice sounded like an eagle being goosed.

20) A wife of 40 should be like money You should be able to change her for two of 20

:laughing

[phee]

Very nice....

Here you go:

Your mom is so fat, her blood type is Prego.

[soothsayer]

:woot: :laughing :laughing :laughing

You sir are funny.

[phee]

Danke...

[Black Sunday]

Very nice....

Here you go:

Your mom is so fat, her blood type is Prego.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

yeah well your mom is so stupid that when she found out your uncle was unemployed she gave him a blow job.

[soothsayer]

Read this from darkendcharm.

I'm so white saltines call me cracker. :laughing

[phee]

Both good!!!

You eat so much that one can stand outside a MacDonalds and watch the numbers change on the sign...

[soothsayer]

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder.

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable like a coma.

[phee]

Heh...

Was your brother an only child?

[soothsayer]

Was your mommy always sterile?

I would've been your father except the dog jummped over the fence quicker.

[phee]

You are the poster child for birth control

[soothsayer]

:laughing

[TomCat]

Actually thought that was funny...lol

[phee]

Thank you!

[TomCat]

YW Phee...you stone cold bugger! :laughing

[Brenda Starrr]

The best part of you ran down your mother's leg.

[phee]

Did your mother have any kids that lived?

[ManicQueen]

7) Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?

heh

B~

[soothsayer]

It's a shame you mom didn't swallow when she had the chance. :whistling

[phee]

I like that one...

[phee]

Your such a loser that you spend hours of valuable time on the friggen DGN!!!! HA HA HAAHAHAHA!!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

How about I get a tattoo of a $100 bill on my pecker so every time you feel like blowing $100 bucks, I'll be happy?

[soothsayer]

:laughing :laughing

[Brenda Starrr]

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[soothsayer]

If you were half as good as your mom I'd be happy right now.