Your Own Personal 'penned' Terms.. Or Sayings..

[hunhee]

Here's a few I have said.. (not all are very polite in mixed or any company, but I find them semi humourous)

I am not explaining these, you'll just have to use your own imaginations.

"meat curtains"

"baby batter"

"crap garden"

[Homicidalheathen]

magnet for strange

[phee]

RadarBob

[freydis]

sometimes ill burst out with "hellinahandbasket!"

heh

[Msterbeau]

"Junk tunnel"

When a bunch of highways come together and criss-cross. Best example is where Southfield Fwy and I-96 meet.

[Destroit]

I'd have to say "Sandy Vagina" and "For serioul" are the ones that my friends picked up from me and use the most.

Thought up by Eric Cartman and made popular in the Detroit area by Chernobyl . Well...actually "for serioul" came from Al Gore..but you get the point.

Also back in the day when anyone would do anything involving water or spill something I'd say something like "When you're eating cereal and might end up knocking it over...don't forget to bring a towel!" or "When you're gonna go have sex...don't forget to bring a towel."

After awhile everyone started to say something and then ending it with "Don't forget to bring a towel."

Oh and Titty Sprinkles is another one that's still slightly used.

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

First off.. I have a towel with me at all times. Never know when I am going to be doing some inter-planetary hitch hiking. I'm not kidding, I keep on in hy truck behind the seat.

Things I say:

When I am asked what I want for dinner...

"A Sheep Header Special" - Which is a glass of water and a piece of Ewe.

and when I need an explative

"NIPPLES OF DOOM"

[sass_in_the_pants]

"Pan-faced"

what I MEANT to say was 'Dead-pan'.

That was like fifteen years ago, and my friends are STILL like 'He said pan-facedly...'

Argh!

[Rev.Reverence]

*pointing at the mole under my nipple*

**and with a childlike voice and English accent**

"I'm not a witch.....that's where Baby Jesus feeds!"

[Riku Namako]

"French"

which is usually followed by

"Plus tax"

yeah, thats right, I'm back.

[nilhil_glory]

kick in the teeth

harsh like whoa

harsh like ben stien

[Fierce Critter]

Suminumbatch

Farging Icehole

Fork you

Corksucker

All taken from "Johnny Dangerously"

"Special Kisses"

You get to guess what that refers to.

[Soulrev]

A lighter = A Prometheus Device

..

That's all I got. -=crawls back under his rock=-

[SuZQZ]

When a situation is bad or after a bad day of work, I'll call it a "goat f#&k". Ex: What a goat f#&k of a day.

Another phrase, though not mine originally, is: "Not my pig, not my problem". This is used when a situation or something has nothing to do with me and is none of my business; It's not my pig, not my problem."

And finally, when all other words fail me, or one explative is not enough, I say this, as all one word... "MotherFu#&ingC%ckSuckingSonOfABitch!" But that's a rare one.

[Rev.Reverence]

A lighter = A Prometheus Device

..

That's all I got. -=crawls back under his rock=-

Best yet. I'm usin' it, K?

[JaneDead]

i don't say anything too interesting, but these have made people laugh:

grody

fuck-o

bitch head/fucker face. just to my cat, and i have no idea why?? it just came out one day and made my son laugh.

i say "fork you" and "fork off" in sign language... though i am not sure people know i am saying that/anything. i have told some people that i do this so when they see me do it, they have laughed.

my dad was great for this. he made up things all the time. he had the best phrases/sayings. one thing i miss about him.

[Msterbeau]

More:

This*insert dish/meal name here* is defective. Said when the meal is eaten and the plate is empty.

Are we there yet? :-)

[JaneDead]

oh i just thought of this one, after messaging marc:

my ex used to say "party boobs"

used in the context of "are you putting your party boobs on" "got your party boobs on" in reference to going out or something. it was funny. he had some funny little things he said, though that is the only one i can think of right now.

i've actually used it several times myself when talking to people. they always think it's funny. but it is his, not mine.

[JaneDead]

oh, and another i stole from his brother years ago:

not yeah, but really.

that is more of an inside joke though. sometimes people think it's funny when i've said it ... mostly because it does not make sense i guess??

[Msterbeau]

oh, and another i stole from his brother years ago:

not yeah, but really.

that is more of an inside joke though. sometimes people think it's funny when i've said it ... mostly because it does not make sense i guess??

Ha. I steal stuff from my brother all the time. He had some brilliant ones. None of which I can remember at the moment.

[freydis]

recently, ive been using a lot:

"hell in a handbasket!"

"crap on a stick!"

and

"dammit, jim!"

[taysteewonderbunny]

"Tie my shoe-laces!" and "That's her pigeon." both from Knut Hamsun.

In place of expletives, in front of my mother, as a child: Galloping galoshes!

Ashbasket--the makeshift ashtray that nearly anything becomes when not outdoors and in need.

Lightning bowl--for the inside of the living skull, recently used in poem.

"The phone is leaking." borrowed from childhood friend.

[Brenda Starrr]

Huge boobs=circus titties, festival titties

Don't ruin a good thing=don't harsh my buzz

[DarkVampire]

Whatever happens, happens.

[brandywine0880]

When referring to a chick I may think sucks, lately I've been using "Son of a cockin whore" but ya gotta really emphasize it. I feel it's quite vulgar so I try not to use it too much.