The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

granted!

but you have to grante people wish not jsut make them but put a twist on it such as

you get a dr pepper flavored hooker but she has a penis

I wish for a fish and a dish in which to put my fish

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

damn u muffin man

[TheGimp]

Wish Granted but the fish turns out to be rotten and the dish is covered with the herpes viruis infecting ur rotten fish

I wish for a beer and a sexy naked female maid

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

Granted but ur beer is water down beer they use for shooting movies and your sext maid is a blow up doll

I wish for to get head

[TheGimp]

wish granted but the head you want isnt the kinda head you prefer its a nasty served head from a 100 year old grave thats decomposed to shit

[TheGimp]

i wish to have have sex with jessika fuckin rockz

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

u mean

that head

[Jessika Fxckin rocks (1)]

i wish to have have sex with jessika fuckin rockz

granted but there is no jessika fuckin rockz

only a jessika fxckin rocks adn if you try it with her, well her boyfriend would not like that

I wish for a million dollars

[TheGimp]

u mean

that head

yes something like that

[Burrich1]

I wish for a million dollars

Granted!!!!!

You have just won a million dollars. Hell, it's even a million POST TAX dollars, so you don't end up with only $595,004.27 or something, just because I am in a spectacular mood right now. You caught me on a good day.

Just like the majority of people who come into a huge chunk of change like this, especially young people, you immediately go on a a spending spree. You put 20% down on a 500k house, take out 0% interest loans to furnish it, throw grand parties for all your friends. You discover relatives you never knew you had looking for a quick handout or desiring a partnership in a shady business venture. You even buy a hot new sports car. All common, yet fairly responsible things to do with your money.

Well, in most normal people's brain's there's a filter which tells them they can't afford something, or they must choose between one thing or another. This, kids, is called opportunity cost. Opportunity cost, Jessika, no longer exists for you. Your rich. You have all the money in the world. Your glorious spending spree lasts approximately a year until your nest egg is gone. Your zero percent interest loans come due, and you can no longer make your house payments because you haven't even finished college yet, much less gotten a real job. See what One crummy million will get you.

I wish I could throw the ultimate Halloween party of all time.

[TheGimp]

Granted!!!!!

You have just won a million dollars. Hell, it's even a million POST TAX dollars, so you don't end up with only $595,004.27 or something, just because I am in a spectacular mood right now. You caught me on a good day.

Just like the majority of people who come into a huge chunk of change like this, especially young people, you immediately go on a a spending spree. You put 20% down on a 500k house, take out 0% interest loans to furnish it, throw grand parties for all your friends. You discover relatives you never knew you had looking for a quick handout or desiring a partnership in a shady business venture. You even buy a hot new sports car. All common, yet fairly responsible things to do with your money.

Well, in most normal people's brain's there's a filter which tells them they can't afford something, or they must choose between one thing or another. This, kids, is called opportunity cost. Opportunity cost, Jessika, no longer exists for you. Your rich. You have all the money in the world. Your glorious spending spree lasts approximately a year until your nest egg is gone. Your zero percent interest loans come due, and you can no longer make your house payments because you haven't even finished college yet, much less gotten a real job. See what One crummy million will get you.

I wish I could throw the ultimate Halloween party of all time.

wish granted you end up throwing the worlds best halloween party but Charles Manson ends up getting out of prision somehow and starts a new family and has everyone at your party killed gutted raped violated mutilated posioned and just utterly F.U.B.A.R.D.

i wish i had a killer costume for C.C. this Friday

[Burrich1]

wish granted you end up throwing the worlds best halloween party but Charles Manson ends up getting out of prision somehow and starts a new family and has everyone at your party killed gutted raped violated mutilated posioned and just utterly F.U.B.A.R.D.

i wish i had a killer costume for C.C. this Friday

Granted!!!! Shrine Hollywood gets in touch with you. They want you to be their newest model. You will be provided with an endless supply of their hottest new line they are dying to show the world. Their talent scouts know you will be perfect for it. You sign an iron clad contract which states you are not allowed to leave the house without modeling something they have sent you.

If you do.... ever see Repo! The Genetic Opera?

You're fine with that. You love Shrine!!!

The very next day, Martha Steward buys Shrine. I hope you like pastels.

I wish there was a severe penalty for someone who tries to resurrect an old dead thread.

Edited September 1, 2009 by Burrich1

[StormKnight (1)]

Granted. However, you have to do the enforcement, which involves you going one on lots with clones of Brian Boitano and an Army of Fonzie clones to get the instrument of punishment. In this case, strawberry strudel.

I wish there was a way to keep myself in shape as I was in 2002.

[hunhee]

Granted! Project Retro-Helix has been perfected, not only can you have the body you once had 3 years ago, you can genetically be re-sequenced into looking like anyone. You go through a battery of tests, psychological profiling, and several physical exams to make sure that you're healthy enough to undergo such a transformation. When you wake up, the doctors are cheering and opening up bottles of champagne in celebration of their greatest achievement. You look in the mirror and you realized they've made a GRAVE error, you freak out, because looking back at you in the mirror was This guy It just so happened that someone gave them the wrong picture..:/

I wish there was more time in the day to get things done that I need to get done. *sighs*

Edited September 2, 2009 by hunhee

[Oh_My_Goth]

Done.. This day never ends, & everyone having a crappy day today hates you for ever.

I wish I had a cookie.

[taysteewonderbunny]

Wish granted. In fact, you can have the entire batch.

I wish my laundry would wash itself.

[StormKnight (1)]

Done.. This day never ends, & everyone having a crappy day today hates you for ever.

You forgot to add it was a bad coffee day.

I wish my laundry would wash itself.

Granted...but they use your bubble bath, and you are left taking a bath with laundry detergent powder that doesn't dissolve...sandpaper anyone?

I wish for more good sushi.

[Scales]

I wish for more good sushi.

Granted.

You'll wake up on a floaty raft, on a lake taking up an entire enclosed room. The water is full of piranhas and there's a window above where The Wishmaster and Gwar are eating blood-soaked Bugles.

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I wish calendars would flip themselves.

[pomba gira]

I wish calendars would flip themselves.

Granted.

Your calendar hurls itself from the wall, pages flipping wildly, and spins toward you to inflict the Death of a Thousand Papercuts.

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I wishes I could wear heels again.

[BloodCupcake]

Granted! You can wear heels again. You get so excited about wearing heels that you vow to wear them with every outfit but end up with horrible bunyons (is that how you spell it) and blisters that your feet swell and you have to cut your favorite pair of heels off your swollen foot.

I wish I could go to every concert that I wanted to go to.

[TheGimp]

wish granted but your seats are in the nose bleed section and the band or artist only plays one song and then leaves

i wish i had all the tattoos i ever wanted

[BloodCupcake]

Granted. You have all the tattoos you want but you contract HIV from an infected needle you tattooer used and on top of that the artist isn't even that good so your tattoos look terrible.

I wish I was skinnier.

[pheramoans]

Granted! Some creepier-than-normal guy asks you to dance at CC. You refuse him, so he casts the curse from 'THINNER' on you, and you gradually waste away until your death.

I wish I could manage to snag the men I actually like.

[Raev]

Granted! Some creepier-than-normal guy asks you to dance at CC. You refuse him, so he casts the curse from 'THINNER' on you, and you gradually waste away until your death.

I wish I could manage to snag the men I actually like.

Granted! You meet a wonderful man, fall madly for each other, then you meet his wife kids AND boyfriend.

I wish my broken foot would heal :(

[pomba gira]

Granted! You meet a wonderful man, fall madly for each other, then you meet his wife kids AND boyfriend.

I wish my broken foot would heal :(

Granted! Your foot heals... but the bone-regrowing process does not stop there, and all of your bones gradually double in size and fuse together leaving you completely immobile.

I wish the snakelets would EAT, dammit!