Encore Presentation Of The Dbk Stand Up!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Yes!! It is happening again!! Same place, same time just a different date!!!

When::

Monday Apr 21, 2008

at 9:00 PM

Where::

Pub 1281

1281 S Gratiot Ave

Clinton, MI 48036

2$ Cover! Tell them you're there to see DBK!!

Myspace Event Page

Hopefully I won't suck this time...

[Destroit]

Will your wheelchair be attacking that unsuspecting ficus tree again? That was one of your funniest jokes, it was AWESOME. That fake tree went down HARD due to the wrath of your 60 lbs of metal and plastic.

BTW...don't think I forgot about the DVD thing. I finally was able in class to burn it on DVD (took me like 2 fucking hours to figure out when it should have taken me 15 minutes...I hate how video production programs are so complicated) and I'm going to try and upload it to the internetz today. Sorry about the delay, but as you know, I'm a ridiculously busy person and everything has been kinda upside down because we've been letting some friends stay at our house for two weeks...which really throws me off my normal routine.

I'm sure I can both make it to the performance in two weeks and also afford cover.

[Onyx]

Yay! Can we have the link when you get it uploaded?

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Yay! Can we have the link when you get it uploaded?

Most DEFINITELY!!

I am trying to get as many people there if not more, than last time. Because if it becomes apparent that I bring in more of a crowd than the other performers, they may make me a regular performer!!

So please PLEASE come!! And bring friends! FRIENDS!! Plural!!

[Destroit]

So please PLEASE come!! And bring friends! FRIENDS!! Plural!!

Can I bring slightly disgruntled poo flinging monkeys?

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Can I bring slightly disgruntled poo flinging monkeys?

Poo flinging? Yes. Monkeys? No. I don't need monkeys upstaging me, because...well c'mon, they're MONKEYS!!

[Burrich1]

Shit DBK, I work til 9:30 again. Will try to be there around 10ish if I'm not heald over late.

[Mrs.Heart]

Most DEFINITELY!!

I am trying to get as many people there if not more, than last time. Because if it becomes apparent that I bring in more of a crowd than the other performers, they may make me a regular performer!!

So please PLEASE come!! And bring friends! FRIENDS!! Plural!!

I will definatly try to be there & bring more people!

If my husband doesn't have to work & i can find a baby sitter, i will bring him & maybe a couple of friends.

Last time i got in for free but i think i'll still bring cash just in case.... lol

[Homicidalheathen]

Will your wheelchair be attacking that unsuspecting ficus tree again? That was one of your funniest jokes, it was AWESOME. That fake tree went down HARD due to the wrath of your 60 lbs of metal and plastic.

LOLs

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I hope that plant isn't plotting revenge

[slingerlandstyx]

I hope that plant isn't plotting revenge

Are you kidding me? That's ALL its doing. What else is it gonna do? Its a ficus, it just sits there!

That said, I'll be there as your official fake foliage bodyguard. I might have to work though, so you'll have to fend for yourself after 9 if I do.

[Pandora]

I hope that plant isn't plotting revenge

Oh I so hope when this gets up on youtube that the ficus will be in the picture.

Commentators: *The ficus is leaning, it's setting up for the attack. Ohhh and it reverts to sedentary position! Didn't see that one coming!!! It's considering it's next move, the blue hair is taunting him, begging it to give in to it's plantimal instincts. DBK considers throwing it off the stage in a mad display of ficus-hatred.. *

Must add ficus to your routine!

[Destroit]

I hope that plant isn't plotting revenge

Shiiit....you're not mad that I gave the ficus your address, phone number, parent's address, and the times you're usually home, are you? I was wondering why the ficus would want to know, but now it all makes sense...

We still friends?

[Destroit]

Oh I so hope when this gets up on youtube that the ficus will be in the picture.

Commentators: *The ficus is leaning, it's setting up for the attack. Ohhh and it reverts to sedentary position! Didn't see that one coming!!! It's considering it's next move, the blue hair is taunting him, begging it to give in to it's plantimal instincts. DBK considers throwing it off the stage in a mad display of ficus-hatred.. *

Must add ficus to your routine!

Oh it looks HILARIOUS, it's like the ficus is humping his BACK !

Everyone in my video production class had a good laugh, they never saw a tree humping a kid in a wheelchair in their entire lives!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Shiiit....you're not mad that I gave the ficus your address, phone number, parent's address, and the times you're usually home, are you? I was wondering why the ficus would want to know, but now it all makes sense...

We still friends?

Get that video on youtube and I'll forgive you!

[Pandora]

Should probably go, I don't I was called Bozo by enough comedians. Haters, all of em! And I want that ficus tree to DIE. DIE DIE DIE.

[Destroit]

*coughcoughahemcough*

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DBK, you can thank/hump-my-leg laterz.

[Mrs.Heart]

Sweeeet!

[Fin]

Can I bring slightly disgruntled poo flinging monkeys?

That is one of the best-phrased questions I have heard this calendar year.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Thank you Cher!!!!! (Even though that was painful to watch. Man I was so frickin' nervous...)

So, who's coming???

[Mrs.Heart]

Thank you Cher!!!!! (Even though that was painful to watch. Man I was so frickin' nervous...)

So, who's coming???

See you tomarrow!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Oh crap, I DID say 9. Woops.

Yeah, I went on second. I did SO much better too!! I'm getting the hang of it!!

[Pandora]

I COMPLETELY SUCK for not coming, I sorry!

Next time, coming coming coming. Need a leg hump badly.

Was this performance also recorded for posterity?

[Destroit]

Oh crap, I DID say 9. Woops.

Yeah, I went on second. I did SO much better too!! I'm getting the hang of it!!

...did you get that letter I wrote you?

[Fin]

Rock ON, brother!

Will you ever do a weekend show so us working stiffs can see ya?