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psh, I have tons of applicants calling me regarding the boyfriend position posted for kat, and one of them has a bachelors in good lovin', so I'm lookin' out here. DX

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psh, I have tons of applicants calling me regarding the boyfriend position posted for kat, and one of them has a bachelors in good lovin', so I'm lookin' out here. DX

Boyfriend position...? Confused... :confused:. You mean missionary or in front of the stove?

Boyfriend position...? Confused... :confused:. You mean missionary or in front of the stove?
Posted

Boyfriend position...? Confused... :confused:. You mean missionary or in front of the stove?

All positions are being filled now..............

*blushes and runs*

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If he has a penis then he's pre-qualified. Congrats kat :peanutbutterjellytime:

Thanks:)

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All positions are being filled now..............

*blushes and runs*

GAHAHAHA. go kat. geeet it girl :p

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All positions are being filled now..............

*blushes and runs*

ALL...? Damn...does he clean shit also?

ALL...? Damn...does he clean shit also?
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ALL...? Damn...does he clean shit also?

Actual shit? Because that would be an odd request.

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Actual shit? Because that would be an odd request.

No man, I don't want my hand that close to my poop so I have people to do that for me.

(lulz :tongue:)

No man, I don't want my hand that close to my poop so I have people to do that for me.

(lulz :tongue:)

Posted (edited)

Actual shit? Because that would be an odd request.

I did learn on Mythbusters that you can actually shine shit, polish poop, or what have you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBj6PonX14A

Edited by Spook
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I did learn on Mythbusters that you can actually shine shit, polish poop, or what have you.

I love you dearly, but was it necessary that we watch that particular episode during dinner? It was kind of hard to choke down my squash during.

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I'm 6' tall average build 25 years old single and about to have a daughter. I got a good head on my shoulders and I know what I want which is a relationship. If anyone is interested P.M. me

Posted (edited)

single again, had to edit post.

Edited by kat
Posted (edited)

hhhh

Edited by doggymonster
Posted

I am single.....and can not figure out why...LOL

maybe I am a mean beatch

Haha, you're funny.

Posted

Why I like being single,LOL!

http://www.squidoo.com/137-reasons-why-you-should-stay-single

Posted

I love you dearly, but was it necessary that we watch that particular episode during dinner? It was kind of hard to choke down my squash during.

LOL.

Posted

not that i ever really *wasn't* single, but...

yeah...

*sigh*

Posted

As I should be.

*pets*

Posted

I'm single and content either way. Right now I'd rather be like a glacier; I don't feel like putting in the effort in breaking through someone's defenses. =|

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This is the only bullshit about being single

I wonder how many know about this

I'll tell any stereotypical couple where to go if they tried

saying something stupid because I like being single.

The best part of being single is no one worries about you and

freedom.

http://mobile.forbes.com/device/article.php?CALL_URL=http://www.forbes.com/2007/08/21/talbot-singles-discrimination-forbeslife-singles07_cx_lt_0821talbot.html?

Posted

*pets*

And by *pets*, I mean I want you to be one of my pets. :happy:

Posted (edited)

I love you Kat :[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

single's just been better. people suck.

I've yet to meet someone with honest intentions. or that isn't complicated. or a typical guy. le sigh.

Edited by victoriavengeance
  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

no longer single ^_^

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no longer single ^_^

Is it the person in your siggy? Grats either way.

Is it the person in your siggy? Grats either way.

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