Who Here Is Single

[prick]

I'm emotionally retarded. Does that count?

I dont count having a big heart as emotionally retarded.

[TheGimp]

+1 infanitay

[Guest greyhalo]

+1 infanitay

Infinity?

[TheGimp]

shut up halo iam half retarded and cant spell good

[Guest greyhalo]

shut up halo iam half retarded and cant spell good

I was just asking.

[Destroit]

Well, about 3 days out of every month they are.

3...? Damn...I got shafted.

[n0Mad]

I can make some of you ladies unsingle for about 15 minutes.

[Head Wreck]

15 minutes?!!

30 minutes minimum

[predaking]

in the beginning, I was 100% ok with being single. I embraced it and for some time it was good. I did not take into account that my horny level would rise at a near geometric rate, porn and self "help" no longer work. After 2.5 years, I have come to find that being single is not a great as I had once thought, at least in that reguard.

[Msterbeau]

15 minutes?!!

30 minutes minimum

You are both slackers. 6 hours or forget it.

[Head Wreck]

still having issues opening the wrappers mark?

[Msterbeau]

still having issues opening the wrappers mark?

That's not an "issue", it's a feature.

[Oh_My_Goth]

If you people would just talk to the other people in your head, then you wouldn't feel so singular any more.....

[StormKnight (1)]

If you people would just talk to the other people in your head, then you wouldn't feel so singular any more.....

I tried...they ignore me.

[Msterbeau]

If you people would just talk to the other people in your head, then you wouldn't feel so singular any more.....

It's too crowded. I can't hear a thing. :(

[Azeuron]

Our name is Legion...for we are many.....

Thread jacking over!!! lol

[Msterbeau]

shut up halo iam half retarded and cant spell good

Um.. half retarded or not, you don't say "shut up" here. Since most people here don't know this about you, you can't expect them to treat you special or make allowances, right?

[aequorea]

I'm going with the flow. The last couple of guys i've dated have been high-drama and i'm sick of dealing with it.

ME TOO!!!

last guy i dated tried pushing me into having sex with him when i was sick and exhausted, then tried to guilt trip me for kicking him out. you must be FUCKING kidding me!!! being single is better than dealing with that shit!

but yeah, i am single. i don't anticipate that changing anytime soon, and i'm okay with that. it would be really nice to have somebody to curl up with though!

[Reaper]

ME TOO!!!

last guy i dated tried pushing me into having sex with him when i was sick and exhausted, then tried to guilt trip me for kicking him out. you must be FUCKING kidding me!!! being single is better than dealing with that shit!

but yeah, i am single. i don't anticipate that changing anytime soon, and i'm okay with that. it would be really nice to have somebody to curl up with though!

Get one of those big teddy bears. You know, the ones they have been having commercials about that stand taller than an NBA basketball player.

[Deadyeti]

HAHA!

<----- 25 year old single male who smokes ciggys and drinks. Loves cuddling and spending time talking. Sex not required, but is a plus. Considered house trained. Good listener, and has a shoulder to cry on. Learns quickly. Is called the yeti for a reason, but is willing to cure that for the right person. Moving to Clinton Township or Hazel Park soon. Is in Michigan visiting family until this weekend. Feel free to pm for more info.

EDIT: Is going to try to goto CC this weekend

Edited November 11, 2008 by Deadyeti

[aequorea]

Get one of those big teddy bears. You know, the ones they have been having commercials about that stand taller than an NBA basketball player.

umm, sounds cuddly... but not *quite* what i had in mind!

[predaking]

its shit like that that fucks it all up for other guys. (the drama and general pig headed-ness, not the teddy bear)

[aequorea]

its shit like that that fucks it all up for other guys. (the drama and general pig headed-ness, not the teddy bear)

LMAO

goddam teddy bears fucking shit up fer the rest of us...

[n0Mad]

umm, sounds cuddly... but not *quite* what i had in mind!

Yeah, bears just don't quite cut it. Try one of these instead.

[Guest Megalicious]

Her tiny deformed hand on her abnormally large love bubbles is freaking me out!!!