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prick

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what do you suppose are the odds of me not being single by the time i get home tonight? (and no, i don't have a date...)

:rolleyes:

Better then mine!

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Ryle Hira
Ryle Hira

Agreed!!!!

Ice Queen
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Thank you TigerLili and AstralCrux This is why I just don't get the "poor me, I'm single" thing. I'm probably starting to sound like a broken record. Whatever void you have in your life, you cannot

Draco1958
Draco1958

I'm single and I hate it. It's not that I need someone to complete me, I want someone to share things with. Hobbies, bonfires, just someone to encourage me when I do good. Encourage me to stay with

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torn asunder

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Better then mine!

not likely, since i changed my mind and decided to stay in...

:no

prick Newbie

prick

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not likely, since i changed my mind and decided to stay in...

:no

Same here =P

Mean Salley Newbie

Mean Salley

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No tattoos, no money, no prison record, no girl

fail

I need to find someone who likes drummers that have a shiot0 t0nne of warhammer models

edit- no hair either, the feathers don't make up for it

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prick Newbie

prick

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No tattoos, no money, no prison record, no girl

fail

I need to find someone who likes drummers that have a shiot0 t0nne of warhammer models

edit- no hair either, the feathers don't make up for it

I dont have any tats or a prison record or money or a girl either!

StormKnight Newbie

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No tattoos, no money, no prison record, no girl

fail

I need to find someone who likes drummers that have a shiot0 t0nne of warhammer models

edit- no hair either, the feathers don't make up for it

You mean nowadays I have to be inked, a felon, and someone who has no attention to detail (Warhammer figure painting,) and tactics (playing Warhammer,) to not be single. Aw, hell.

Shit. I really shouldn't have read this at work with access to dangerous things.

*wanders off to find something to open a major artery*

I kid about finding something to open a major artery. But I think we are still in the fail group, Salley.

Guest Megalicious

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I seriously don't understand why any (the 3 of you SK, P and MS) of you are single. Don't worry, the right one will come along when you least expect it; and most of the time from an unsuspected source.

Rev.Reverence Newbie

Rev.Reverence

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I seriously don't understand why any (the 3 of you SK, P and MS) of you are single. Don't worry, the right one will come along when you least expect it; and most of the time from an unsuspected source.

..seriously ('nother thread)...I don't get it...

StormKnight Newbie

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I seriously don't understand why any (the 3 of you SK, P and MS) of you are single. Don't worry, the right one will come along when you least expect it; and most of the time from an unsuspected source.

If it does, it will have to have all the subtlety of the sledgehammer fight scene from Streets of Fire, i.e., fairly bloody obvious thwack upside the head.

I can have my clueless moments.

candyman Newbie

candyman

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I always though that being single meant there would be fewer people bitching at you...I guess I was wrong...

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Rev.Reverence Newbie

Rev.Reverence

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If it does, it will have to have all the subtlety of the sledgehammer fight scene from Streets of Fire, i.e., fairly bloody obvious thwack upside the head.

I can have my clueless moments.

I'll keep an eye out for Viking-Chicks...when I see one..I'll point you out to them!

:thumbsup:

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What, are you Eevee all of a sudden? Oh wait, you'd need a few "I don't know"s and "I'm not sure"s in there for that.

Msterbeau Collaborator

Msterbeau

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What, are you Eevee all of a sudden? Oh wait, you'd need a few "I don't know"s and "I'm not sure"s in there for that.

:rofl: Nice. :p

StormKnight Newbie

StormKnight (1)

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What, are you Eevee all of a sudden? Oh wait, you'd need a few "I don't know"s and "I'm not sure"s in there for that.

I was about to slap him back and forth.

*forehand slap*

YES!

*backhand slap*

NO!

*repeats until unconscious or makes up his mind*

Guest greyhalo

Guest greyhalo

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I dont have any tats or a prison record or money or a girl either!

You had one until recently. You'll find one again. You're a good man.

Guest greyhalo

Guest greyhalo

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No tattoos, no money, no prison record, no girl

fail

I need to find someone who likes drummers that have a shiot0 t0nne of warhammer models

edit- no hair either, the feathers don't make up for it

Do you have any idea how many women drool over you?!?

Rev.Reverence Newbie

Rev.Reverence

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Do you have any idea how many women drool over you?!?

...to right!

Guest greyhalo

Guest greyhalo

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...to right!

Apparently none of them are TALL enough for him... =P

Rev.Reverence Newbie

Rev.Reverence

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Apparently none of them are TALL enough for him... =P

:rofl:

Needs to find out where all the Tall-Girl-Scholarship meetings are held ;)

Guest greyhalo

Guest greyhalo

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:rofl:

Needs to find out where all the Tall-Girl-Scholarship meetings are held ;)

Girls get scholarships for being tall? Dude, I should have gotten one for being short!

prick Newbie

prick

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Girls get scholarships for being tall? Dude, I should have gotten one for being short!

Can I get one for being shirtless. Its the best I have, Im not real tall or short. Only thing that sticks out is that Im always shirtless.

Guest greyhalo

Guest greyhalo

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Can I get one for being shirtless. Its the best I have, Im not real tall or short. Only thing that sticks out is that Im always shirtless.

You should get one for wearing a glowstick on your...nevermind...

prick Newbie

prick

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You should get one for wearing a glowstick on your...nevermind...

Too funny, I just bought some for tonight. Yep rocking the kilt tonight. :wink

Rev.Reverence Newbie

Rev.Reverence

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Girls get scholarships for being tall? Dude, I should have gotten one for being short!

:yes

...& no...they do not have a Short-Girl-Scholarship.....if you get rich...you can start one ;)

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