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Guest greyhalo
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:yes

...& no...they do not have a Short-Girl-Scholarship.....if you get rich...you can start one ;)

Us short girls always get the short end of the stick...

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Us short girls always get the short end of the stick...

NOT when I'M doin' the givin'... ;)

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I almost half the women to break out crucifixes and scream at me "ABACK, YE SPAWN OF HELL!!!"

Even the atheists.

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I almost half the women to break out crucifixes and scream at me "ABACK, YE SPAWN OF HELL!!!"

Even the atheists.

That's not EVEN half! It's ONLY...ALMOST HALF...

...I have had (in a season) no less than 80% not bother with the crucifix & just bolt into a run...SERIOUSLY!

Seems to me, Sir that it is simply a matter of confidence.

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I make my gf take off her shoes when I'm not wearing any.

Extremely tall

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Guest greyhalo
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I make my gf take off her shoes when I'm not wearing any.

Extremely tall

You and Rev. need to start another thread for tall women...

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What does height matter when you're horizontal?

edited b/c of damn homonyms! :oops

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Guest greyhalo
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What does height matter when your horizontal?

+1

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What does height matter when you're horizontal?

edited b/c of damn homonyms! :oops

oh, believe me, it entirely matters! of course, it just means you need to be creative! ;-)

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What does height matter when you're horizontal?

edited b/c of damn homonyms! :oops

Now you've gone and done it. You know how much tranquilizer it takes to keep him sedated?

*Id jumps out, throws Superego against back wall*

Me love being horizontal. Care to join me? :drool

*Superego breaks out fully automatic tranquilizer gun and starts firing at Id*

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its the morning time and yep just checked still single

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What does height matter when you're horizontal?

edited b/c of damn homonyms! :oops

69 can be a little tougher

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69 can be a little tougher

Never been a problem for me. And, actually, I prefer the 6 or the 9 by its lonesome; when you minimize the distractions, it's better for the concentration and increases the enjoyment, I've found.

Guest greyhalo
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Never been a problem for me. And, actually, I prefer the 6 or the 9 by its lonesome; when you minimize the distractions, it's better for the concentration and increases the enjoyment, I've found.

I agree.

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Well ladies im a guy who agrees... 69 is over rated... but then again its hard for a guy to concentrate on where his tongue is while getting blown.. lol

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Single.... double...triple... Whatevs.

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Well ladies im a guy who agrees... 69 is over rated... but then again its hard for a guy to concentrate on where his tongue is while getting blown.. lol

Think of it as multi-tasking

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I was single once... It sucked

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Single and damned.

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Still single but I may try to keep it that way...if I have extra time in the summer I get to work with an ex-israeli special forces guy in security...girls take up time and I am not missing a chance to do this...

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Never been a problem for me. And, actually, I prefer the 6 or the 9 by its lonesome; when you minimize the distractions, it's better for the concentration and increases the enjoyment, I've found.

I refer to it as a 68. They do me and I owe them one.

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What, are you Eevee all of a sudden? Oh wait, you'd need a few "I don't know"s and "I'm not sure"s in there for that.

:rofl: Nice. :p

LMMFGDAO

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

oh sir's how both of you are so very right..been there...tryed that...FAIL

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single

Guest greyhalo
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I refer to it as a 68. They do me and I owe them one.

OK, I laughed at that. :thumbsup:

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OK, I laughed at that. :thumbsup:

:biggrin:

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