Who Here Is Single

[Tacohitts]

How to stay single...

Don't be a felon

stay out of prison

be honest and respectful

being nice

don't be a druggie/loser

Avantages

No one to bitch at you

you can enjoy total complete antisocialism when you want too

You can work more,enjoy family and friends more often.

if you don't want to be single

then the first top five will do.

thats just how society is.

[Msterbeau]

I don't want to trip over and fall.. now that would be so undignified

Might be better then the alternative.

[EnViOuSPoPpEt]

Might be better then the alternative.

There are alterNatives!? Tell me more about these Alternatives u speak of

[Raev]

There are alterNatives!? Tell me more about these Alternatives u speak of

Refer to our computer work conversation.

[EnViOuSPoPpEt]

Refer to our computer work conversation.

With you anytime..

[Msterbeau]

With you anytime..

And there you have it...

[EnViOuSPoPpEt]

And there you have it...

Were talking about fixing computers.. Get ur head out of the gutter

[TheLordOfSins]

*Drops to his knee's and death grunts to the skies* MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[EnViOuSPoPpEt]

*Drops to his knee's and death grunts to the skies* MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

*pats on top of head* sokay.. u iz in guud companiez ^_^

[TheLordOfSins]

Y'ow! *High five!*

[EnViOuSPoPpEt]

*with Borat's voice* - sexy time

[TheLordOfSins]

Giggity giggity goo!

[StormKnight (1)]

I think I'll just walk away lol.. slowly...

No. You should run as fast as you can.

I don't want to trip over and fall.. now that would be so undignified

Well, there is that. Also, if you read Peter S. Beagle's The Last Unicorn, you should never run from anything immortal. It attracts their attention.

And still...dammit.

If you excuse me.

*dresses in trench-coat, with Queen's "Princes of the Universe" playing in the background*

[EnViOuSPoPpEt]

you should never run from anything immortal. It attracts their attention.

Immortals are immune to MACE are they now!? lmao

[Msterbeau]

Were talking about fixing computers.. Get ur head out of the gutter

Why would I do that?

[EnViOuSPoPpEt]

Why would I do that?

Because we wouldn't want that beautiful bald head of urs to get scratched up now would we?

It loses it's value

[TheGimp]

*with Borat's voice* - sexy time

Giggity giggity goo!

HA

[eatdirt426]

not single anymore.

[Oh_My_Goth]

Look out world.. We are back!!

[Msterbeau]

Look out world.. We are back!!

Rut roh.

[Raev]

Fucked in the head right now, is what I am.

[Slogo]

i'm in the mood to be dazzled

[Rev.Reverence]

Look out world.. We are back!!

[AstralCrux]

<~~~~ Is amused at the irony of Rev. and OMG always ending up in the single thread!

[Rev.Reverence]

<~~~~ Is amused at the irony of Rev. and OMG always ending up in the single thread!

HEY...we are 1.