Who Here Is Single

[Tyger]

*Trips*

Falls on her butt.

"You jerk! Didnt even catch me."

[*Siren*]

Falls on her butt.

"You jerk! Didnt even catch me."

Now he has to kiss all your boo boos better.

[Tyger]

Now he has to kiss all your boo boos better.

[Msterbeau]

Now he has to kiss all your boo boos better.

You get the prize for showing up at just the right moment with a completely unexpected comment...

[*Siren*]

You get the prize for showing up at just the right moment with a completely unexpected comment...

You're surprised by this? Maybe you should go back to the dirty old man thread to refresh your memory.

[Msterbeau]

You're surprised by this? Maybe you should go back to the dirty old man thread to refresh your memory.

Fair point. Still... You're timing is impeccable.

[n0Mad]

A: Hey, what's the most important thin-

B: Timing!

A: -g about comedy? ... Bastard.

[phee]

Now he has to kiss all your boo boos better.

Marc would prefer this sentence without the space between the "boo boo" part

[Eevee]

I am still single. And, for once, am fairly uncomfortable with it. Probably because I've been rejected quite a bit recently. And by the same person. Oh well.

[Msterbeau]

I am still single. And, for once, am fairly uncomfortable with it. Probably because I've been rejected quite a bit recently. And by the same person. Oh well.

I think it's pretty rare that the answer changes over time... :

[Eevee]

I think it's pretty rare that the answer changes over time... :

Yeah, well...I mean, he's interested. But its complicated. And stupid.

[phee]

Yeah, well...I mean, he's interested. But its complicated. And stupid.

Complicated and stupid..... yeah that sounds about right par for dating.... and glad he is interested in you (I would hate to think you were trying to date a blind idiot with no sex drive at all...)

[Raev]

Complicated and stupid..... yeah that sounds about right par for dating.... and glad he is interested in you (I would hate to think you were trying to date a blind idiot with no sex drive at all...)

What he said.

[Raev]

Status - unchanged.

Person of interest - yes.

Commentary - Too early to comment.

[*Siren*]

Marc would prefer this sentence without the space between the "boo boo" part

Now he has to kiss all your boobs better.

Fixed.

[phee]

Fixed.

Indeed.... Marc is now appeased

[StormKnight (1)]

With respect to Raev (thanks for the inspiration)

Status - unchanged. Single, not liking it

Persons with mutual attraction with me - Not even on a good day

Commentary - So, this is about as fun as a wisdom tooth extraction through the ears.

[littlepinkkitty]

there is a boy i like......i am going to visit him in 10 days....hope it goes well

[Joey Deadcat]

I don't need anyone

Don't need no mom and dad

Don't need no pretty face

Don't need no human race

I got some news for you

Don't even need you too

[Msterbeau]

Fixed.

[Msterbeau]

Indeed.... Marc is now sleazed

Fixed

[Slogo]

I is.

[StormKnight (1)]

It's become the punchline. "Everything seems to be going for me and *yet*..."

[asphyxian_doll]

I'm single by choice.

I'm picky, and when I do find someone I think is worth my time, I'm stone walled by bullshit.

Seems the trend.

It really just reminds me how I should never compromise my standards.

[punk_princess]

I will be single until I meet a guy like rick astley.