Hi Im Johnny Murderously

[Johnny Murderously]

Fuck this. Okay, I know that this is the INTRODUCE YOURSELF thread (makes a jerking-off pantomime). but I've been here awhile. And I never introduced myself properly. So here it is:

I'm JOHNNY MURDEROUSLY, and yes, my name is indeed yet another lame reference to some relic from some douchebag's youth. No, I don't think I'm special. Quite the opposite, if anything.

Did that sound "self-deprecating"? Make no mistake about it: I am absolutely fucking self-LOATHING.

This town sucks. I'm held hostage by a job I hate and also by drunk-driving statutes.

[damagedangel]

[Rev.Reverence]

Well, HELLOW, and HALLOW...

Talk at me; I talk back..

Also... I applaud your quixotically belated, nihilist introduction... :clap:

[ManicQueen]

Hell-O and Welcome

[Miranda]

[vampire]

Shalom!

[Stymie]

Hello!

[Destroit]

Dang, you've been on for sometime (around the time that I joined). Glad you said hi, better late than never.

And for the record, I think everyone hates their job, that's why we work there.

[hunhee]

Good to see you're not official

[Burrich1]

Hey.

[Angel of Death]

hello and welcome pull up a chair and chat a bit. Don't worry I only bite when asked.

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

Now, I think that this one gets a cookie...

wait.. where's my cookie?

damn it all!

[Kit Kat P]

Here are your cookies. Jadnifer tried to steal GothicRavenGoddess's cookies so be wary around her and Phee.

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

*giggles*

[jadnifer]

I thought that I said hello to you. Sorry about that.

Can I still have a cookie please?

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

HIGH-LOW!! I'm DBK, the annoyance of DGN. I'm easy to spot at City Club, I'm the crippled kid sporting blue hair and goggles!!

We will do everything we can to make you feel welcomed!! And if you have any questions, concerns or comments feel free to voice them!!

Aaaaaaaaaaand:

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Feel free to ignore anything you feel uncomfortable sharing, dont have the energy for or have covered already. We are just friendly, if a bit nosey. And we ask these same questions fairly often as you may have noticed.

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