HAPPY FUN TIME ERISIANIAN OASIS

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Hey, everybody, tag a wall, and say something strange... prizes will be awarded on an as I feel like it basis...

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:jamin :jamin :jamin :jamin :jamin :jamin :jamin :jamin

THIS IS A PLACE WHERE WE CAN ALL FEEL SAFE...

..BE GLAD TO SAY THAT WE'RE ALL ONE RACE.....

.....A PLACE FOR SAYING THINGS WE MIGHT AUGHT NOT TO SAY.....

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NAGGING QUESTIONS LIKE...

Like...

..where do the electrons go... when you turn OFF the computer...

......why do THEY perpetuate RACE?????

...where IS thee inter-web???

..why is 'science' not called 'hithyersm'? (or any other word...)

Edited October 1, 2008 by Rev.Reverence

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and.....(apoem)

where do thee extra WORDS go, man

I've got some here to SHARE...

I was wrighting poetry ALL day

and came up with some spares...

I DO NOT KNOW

JUST WHERE THEY GO

can you help a brother out PLEASE...

{wine&cheese}

[torn asunder]

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ExAcTaLy.,.

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TKA-HAIKU-TKA

tka-tka-tka-tka-tka

tka-tka-tka-tka-tka-tka-tka

tka-tka-tka-tka-tka

..thank you...

[Scales]

I like the way you think. Excrellente.

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Excrellente...

Ha... That's POOH-TASTIK!!!......REALLY... this is a secret place to not be down and to be silly...

..'Cause, sometimes... it's laugh or cry... and I'm all out of tears...

hahahahahahahahahaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHheheheheheAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

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RECOCKULOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

silly yous!

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ET TU... silly boo...

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i try, but it makes me cry....

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Then... by ALL means... LAUGH!!!

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

laugh, quack, live, die, its all the same to me...

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*CHUCKLES*

..I gotta' go...

.....but I will RETURN.....

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THIS IS WHERE THE THREAD STARTS!!!!!

LINK to PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA

Edited April 25, 2008 by Rev.Reverence

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W.W.N.P.H.D.?

whatwouldneilpatrickhenrydo?

Edited April 27, 2008 by Rev.Reverence

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EVERYONE COULD USE A BOWL.....

[torn asunder]

hey, why not post some of these posts in the new thread i created!

i thought it might be better to have these where everyone can see it!

Edited April 25, 2008 by torn asunder

[torn asunder]

TKA-HAIKU-TKA

tka-tka-tka-tka-tka

tka-tka-tka-tka-tka-tka-tka

tka-tka-tka-tka-tka

..thank you...

you really should post this in the haiku for you thread!!

Edited April 25, 2008 by torn asunder
i dun spel two gud!

[Oh_My_Goth]

hey, why not post some of these posts in the new thread i created!

i thought it might be better to have these where everyone can see it!

'Cuz.....

I am not sure I want to.....

[Oh_My_Goth]

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Artist: King Missile

Song: Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.

I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,

or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.

But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,

and the next morning I can't for the life of me

remember what I did with it.

First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.

So I called up the place where the party was,

they hadn't seen it either.

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet

'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes

But not this time.

So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party,

but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate.

I really don't like being without my penis for too long.

It makes me feel like less of a man,

and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house,

and calling everyone I could think of,

I was starting to get very depressed,

so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.

Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,

where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,

I saw my penis lying on a blanket

next to a broken toaster oven.

Some guy was selling it.

I had to buy it off him.

He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.

I took it home, washed it off,

and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,

but I don't know.

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,

I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for

a while, then out]

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Chaoism

* As above, so below

I am the universe

The life force in us

Is the life force of the universe

The subtle force in us (aether)

Is the subtle force of the universe

The gross matter in us

Is the gross matter of the universe

To Chaos, nothing is true

And everything is permitted

Though it has limited itself

To the principle of duality

In building this world

For itself

Peter J. Caroll

Edited April 29, 2008 by Rev.Reverence

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:hrhr: :hrhr: :hrhr:

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EVEN ALL THE MONKEYS IN THE TREES DO IT...