HAPPY FUN TIME ERISIANIAN OASIS

[Oh_My_Goth]

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DEEP THOUGHTS By Jack Handey

Edited May 29, 2008 by Oh_My_Goth

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I think taco bell might be good

[Oh_My_Goth]

[Rev.Reverence]

.....& to think I was JUST gonna' go scrimp some funds and get "to the border"...

...NOW, I am not hungry...way to maintain my girlish figure HUNNY....

[DarkChylde]

And to think mexican food was my favorite, now im re-considering for chinese!

[Rev.Reverence]

And to think mexican food was my favorite, now im re-considering for chinese!

EVER HAD GERMAN/CHINEESE FOOD?????

I DID......

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.........AN HOUR LATER I WAS HUNGRY...................................FOR POWER!!!!!

[Oh_My_Goth]

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY,

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

Edited May 29, 2008 by Oh_My_Goth

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HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY,

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

HOLY PSYKIC MIND-MELD O_M_G...

...I was totally thinkin' of those dorks earlyer!

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Nevermind that lonely fish.... he'll be back tommorrow!!!

[DarkChylde]

EVER HAD GERMAN/CHINEESE FOOD?????

I DID......

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.........AN HOUR LATER I WAS HUNGRY...................................FOR POWER!!!!!

As a matter of fact I did. For some reaon it made me have a nasty attitude towards this jewish person I ran into at a camp.

I swear, IM NOT RACIST!!!!

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As a matter of fact I did. For some reaon it made me have a nasty attitude towards this jewish person I ran into at a camp.

I swear, IM NOT RACIST!!!!

Yeah you are...

WE hate all humans equally remember that talk at the Coffee house?

Mettallion was there...

[DarkChylde]

Yeah you are...

WE hate all humans equally remember that talk at the Coffee house?

Mettallion was there...

See there ya go! that proves im not racist. I hate people equally LOL.

[Rev.Reverence]

See there ya go! that proves im not racist. I hate people equally LOL.

Last time I looked there is ONLY one RACE on this planet!

& I do love fuckin' with your head.

[Angel of Death]

Completely random so I thought this was a good place

[Oh_My_Goth]

This is some crazy shit.....I think it's funny.....

Badger Song

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This is some crazy shit.....I think it's funny.....

Badger Song

You get an AWARD.........................................................for posting something that I COULD..NOT..SIT...THROUGH!!!

***HANDS YOU A CERTIFICATE OF ANNOYING***

[Rev.Reverence]

Completely random so I thought this was a good place

YOU HAVE IT...NOW WAG IT!!

I do not understand why so few people are posting in this thread.....

.....perhaps they lack the 'PHUNNY BONE"!!!

hahahahahahahahaha

Keep it up...and keep on it!

(that totally sounded wrong!)

[phee]

Are you getting your PH balance?

[Rev.Reverence]

Are you getting your PH balance?

Ya...I'm gonna' pick up some vegetables later...

[phee]

• Crane collapse in Manhattan kills at least oneLive coverage

• McCain trusted more than Obama on economy, survey finds

• Ex-White House spokesmen criticize timing of McClellan's book

• Many Americans spend rebate checks on day-to-day living costs

• Hundreds of children set to return to polygamist compound

• Serena Williams ousted in third round of French Open

• Text message helps California police catch car thief

[Oh_My_Goth]

WILL IT BLEND?????

HERE IS ANOTHER ONE!!!!!

Edited May 30, 2008 by Oh_My_Goth

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• Crane collapse in Manhattan kills at least oneLive coverage.....O.K.

• McCain trusted more than Obama on economy, survey finds.....But OBAMA is trusted not to have a FLASHBACK..(to NAM)

• Ex-White House spokesmen criticize timing of McClellan's book.....*just stares blankly, like a dog who's tricked*

• Many Americans spend rebate checks on day-to-day living costs.....and or DUH

• Hundreds of children set to return to polygamist compound.....*holds face with hands*

• Serena Williams ousted in third round of French Open.....Is that the REALLY hot chick...OR her twin???

• Text message helps California police catch car thief..... ..... ..I don't get it...

[Rev.Reverence]

HOW TO MAKE A "WAND OF ERIS"

Like many others, the Discordian school of sorcery makes use of several ritual tools. Chief among these is Eris' wand, a simple yet effective tool to focus one's magical will through. Though possible to purchase, it is reccomended one makes their own wand, though this should not be a problem as someone of average intelligence can create one in 5 minutes.

Simply find a tree branch that is thick and diverges at its top into two separate poles. The two poles symbolize the concepts of order and disorder, for sure. Now, tie some form of elastic between the two poles. This represents superstring theory which, according to my understanding, is science talk for "magic!"

Now perform the W5 Star Wholey Mega Apostolic Banishing Ritual to bless your new Ritual weapon, and go forth into the world to spread nonsense and anarchy.

Eris' wand has been found almost everywhere that Erisian thought is present

Here we have a mighty Erisian Sorceror using this tool to hex invaders in his homeland

http://www.irreality.net/mediastore/1611/i...a_slingshot.jpg

Hail Eris

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