This Is Not Right

[jynxxxedangel]

Does anyone from around here remember Injun Joe, the old bum who used to hitchhike all around Oakland County years ago???

That old guy had HIGH fungabungus..you could smell him in your car for DAYS after.

Trust me, I found out the HARD way! :lmao:

[Hellion]

Does anyone from around here remember Injun Joe, the old bum who used to hitchhike all around Oakland County years ago???

That old guy had HIGH fungabungus..you could smell him in your car for DAYS after.

Trust me, I found out the HARD way! :lmao:

I think I know who your talking about,I grew up near that area,I wonder if it was the same person who lived in a truck cap in Highland twp,around the late 80's,that dude was death warmed over.EEEUUUWWW!!!

[jynxxxedangel]

Yup, that's the guy..

I think the source of his great odorous power was that old leather fringe jacket he wore..

There was finely-aged funk dating from the 1960's growing on it, I'm quite sure..

He was a nice man, but GOD he stunk high..!

P.S. He actually had a place to stay, with a lady who tried to help him out. He just chose to be a hobo and smell bad. Eccentric old feller.

[Hellion]

Yup, that's the guy..

I think the source of his great odorous power was that old leather fringe jacket he wore..

There was finely-aged funk dating from the 1960's growing on it, I'm quite sure..

He was a nice man, but GOD he stunk high..!

he must have been wearing oda from de toilet.

[GreggZero]

The few times I actually went to CC. There always seemed to be a few people with "pit issues". especially around the dance floor. like they think it's some kind of stankazz pheromones.

[Hellion]

The few times I actually went to CC. There always seemed to be a few people with "pit issues". especially around the dance floor. like they think it's some kind of stankazz pheromones.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DarkChylde]

Whats really sick is once after you have a chick over your house who leaves her butt-dookie-stained underwear in your bathroom!

[Destroit]

I'm really blunt, I'll be like "Ma'am, not to embarass you in front of everyone here or anything, but your pussy smells like a mackeral that's been lodged up there for about five years that NOBODY can find."

It's simple, it's easy, gets the point across, and takes about 5 seconds to say.

If I forget deoderant that day (which does happen...HEY! I forget alot ) and I know I smell, I'll actually SAY to people around me, "I realize I smell like roadkill carcass on a hot July day in Tijuana. I'm just letting you know, that if you want to stand like a foot or two away from me, I won't be hurt, I'm already aware...."

[Hellion]

Yeah some ppl that are dirt asses just need their own Island of SKANK!

btw BO probably does cause air pollution,"Giva A Hoot Take a Shower and Don't Pollute"!!

Maybe Woodsie The Owl has something on ppl with deadly BO.

[Destroit]

Whats really sick is once after you have a chick over your house who leaves her butt-dookie-stained underwear in your bathroom!

Uhhhh...dude...just...no.

Definately not a call back chick. Not unless you're really drunk and she's the last person on your call list.

[Hellion]

Time to send in Woodsie The Owl

[DarkChylde]

Uhhhh...dude...just...no.

Definately not a call back chick. Not unless you're really drunk and she's the last person on your call list.

Oh trust me, they dont get a call from me anymore. I think I would know better.

[jynxxxedangel]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: !!!!!!!!

This thread has been TOO funny!!! Every time I check back on it, it gets funnier and funnier!!!

The Woodsy Owl was just too much!!

[Rev.Reverence]

You take your laptop to the grocery store??

I didn't mean...aww...nevermind...

[TygerLili]

If I forget deoderant that day (which does happen...HEY! I forget alot ) and I know I smell, I'll actually SAY to people around me, "I realize I smell like roadkill carcass on a hot July day in Tijuana. I'm just letting you know, that if you want to stand like a foot or two away from me, I won't be hurt, I'm already aware...."

I actually keep deodorant in my car for this reason.

There have been times I've wanted to go out to my car, get it, bring it in and hand it to someone out and about and say "Here, you need this moren than I do."

[DarkChylde]

Time to send in Woodsie The Owl

[DarkChylde]

Anyone care to take a dip?

[Hellion]

This thread has been SMEGMANIZED!!!

[Scales]

I have worked with people who were like this... =\

[DarkChylde]

[Nienna]

OMG yeah. The stinky CC dancefloor dudes. Skinny dripping with sweat and usually topless. They flail all over and when the stench hits you it almost makes you gag!

[Black Jack (1)]

This is one thing I am proud to say don't bother me cause for one my sense of smell is dead. YAY me