Zombie Strippers

[bav]

Zombie Strippers is available through ComCast's On-Demand service for $5.

I guarantee that it will be the best $5 you can spend on a brilliant film with zombies, strippers, Jenna Jameson, and Robert Englund.

reason for edit: I'm a dumbass that can't link sites correctly through BBCode

[Onyx]

They seem to have moved the link but I found it here http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0960890/

That looks hilarious.

[hunhee]

damns! i don't have Comcast, and so I cannot be a comcastic zombie stripper enthusiast. :(

[Fin]

Best...damn...idea...ever

[hunhee]

I SO want to be a straight guy now.. (why this has any relevance I have no clue)

[Rev.Reverence]

I SO want to be a straight guy now.. (why this has any relevance I have no clue)

You can come out East and we can watch it...

The wife loves this stuff...(zombies&tities...I can hear her squeal it in the back of my mind)

[Shade Everdark]

Eugh. Jenna's face has turned....fugly.

[Fin]

I SO want to be a straight guy now.. (why this has any relevance I have no clue)

I understand your pain. I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

[bav]

Eugh. Jenna's face has turned....fugly.

Which is just yet another reason that her being cast as a zombie works so well.

[Homicidalheathen]

I bet its better than showgirls.

[Destroit]

...

no

And yes, she is SO hit now, no wonder she's not doing porn anymore.

Her uterus is probably three dicks away from falling out...

Since I'm the head of the "I Hate Titties" campaign, I'll wait for the sequel: Mummy Gigalos.

[Jacques Treatment]

Do take time to find this movie, whether at Thomas Video or through your neighborhood snake importer. What I thought was just going to be standard amusing badfilm turned into something that, at times, had me unable to breathe from laughter.

--J,

Ha-ha! Pythons!

[jynxxxedangel]

Ms. Jenna has become too thin for my taste..I wonder what she is or isn't eating these days!

She's come a LONG way from the little lost girl I got drunk on the railroad tracks up in Durand with during one of her early shoots..she and I bonded as friends-- discussing where we came from, and what we wanted out of life; even going as far as comparing body parts and having a good laugh about it all!!

I still worry and wonder about her, bless her heart.

P.S. I AM a zombie stripper..how else would I still be here? The beat of the music is like Baron Samedi's tatu for me..just a pawn of the Loas.

I'm not the one who's so far away when I feel the snakebite enter my vein..

[know_buddy_kares]

UUURRRRUUUUAAAAAHHHHH BRAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! ZOMBIE WANT BRRRRAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!!

[Fin]

I'm not the one who's so far away when I feel the snakebite enter my vein..

Me neither

[bav]

Do take time to find this movie, whether at Thomas Video or through your neighborhood snake importer. What I thought was just going to be standard amusing badfilm turned into something that, at times, had me unable to breathe from laughter.

--J,

Ha-ha! Pythons!

Really, the movie is kinda genius. There are parts that could have been done a bit better that would launch this into the 'Shaun of the Dead' level of genre parody, but even still, it has moments of sheer brilliance that are worth everything else (even tittie if yer anti-tittie).

[thewhiterecluse]

I hope they are "drop dead gorious".

[amalthea23]

I cannot support the further destruction of Tito Ortiz. I just can't do it.