Silly kid sayings

[gothicmom]

I had thought about starting this topic a few days ago. Then I was catching up on the posts and there were some silly kids sayings.

So, post your fav kids saying. Here's the one I remembered

Milk, milk, lemonade

turn the corner fudge is made!!

theres hand motions too!!!!

(point to one boob) Milk!

(point to other boob) MILK!

(point to the...uh...urinary area!) Lemonade!

(then turn around and shake your butt) turn around fudge is made!!!!

[SomeDanGuy]

Well we already established that apparently the song

"Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms" is not universal. I still say it's a classic!

[pixiefae]

Little bunny Foo Foo, is a favorite of mine.

But as for kid's sayings, my son had not seen my father in some time. (My dad has a receeding hairline.) Upon seeing him, he sat next to him, looked at his head and touched his hairline and said "Grandpa needs some new hair."

[paradox]

liar liar pants on fire!

[gothicmom]

liar liar pants on fire!

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nose as long as a telephone wire!

[paradox]

jingle bells, batman smells

robin layed an egg

batmobile lost a wheel and joker got away

HEY!

[paradox]

(x) and (y) sittin in a tree

k-i-s-s-i-n-g

1st comes love

then comes marriage

then come (z) in a baby carriage!

(see how we acculturate the youngins...)

[Lilith]

I'm rubber

Your Glue

What ever you say

bounces off me

and stixs to you!

Stix n stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me!

THeres a place in France where the naked ladies dance

THeres a hole in the wall where the men can see it all.......

^ right now that all of this song my kids knows but i here this often^

lilith

[SomeDanGuy]

ahahaha! I'm glad to see all these are universal. You never know what is just from your region, but I can say that growing up in central Illinois I heard all of these

[Brenda Starrr]

Nanny nanny boo-boo

Stick your head in doo-doo

[paradox]

am not!

are too!

am not!

are too!

am not!

are too!

am not infinity!

are too infinity plus one!

am not infinity infinity plus infinity plus one!

and so on...

[JaneDead]

THeres a place in France where the naked ladies dance

THeres a hole in the wall where the men can see it all.......

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but the men don't care cuz they have no underwear

my aunt and uncle taught me this one when i was little

[paradox]

(just now said by my daughter in regards to the pet parakeets)

skyler humped cleo too much, now theres an egg!

:laughing

[Brenda Starrr]

I see your hiney

So bright and shiny

You better hide it

I'm gonna bite it

[gothicmom]

I see London

I see France

I can see your underpants!!

[paradox]

I see London

I see France

I can see your underpants!!

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theyre not white

theyre not brown

oh my god theyre falling down!

[gothicmom]

When your balls hit the walls it's RUPTURE!!!!!!!

[Soulrev]

What the fuck nobody has even brought this one out of the vault--

Lincoln, Lincoln,

I've been thinkin'

What in the world

Have you been drinkin'

Looks like whiskey

Tastes like wine

Oh my gosh it's turpentine.. Lol

Or

On top of old smokey.. All covered in blood

I shot my poor teacher.. With a 44 slug.

I went to her funeral.. I went to her grave..

Everybody threw flowers.. I threw a grenade..

Lol we were sick children

[paradox]

great big globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts

mutilated monkey feet

chopped up baby parakeet

right in the middle of a muddy street

and i forgot my spoon

my

only

spoon!

[ManicQueen]

Milk, milk, lemonade

turn the corner fudge is made!!

theres hand motions too!!!!

(point to one boob) Milk!

(point to other boob) MILK!

(point to the...uh...urinary area!)  Lemonade!

(then turn around and shake your butt) turn around fudge is made!!!!

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LMAO ~ I still say that! As a matter of fact, I taught my daught that when she was little and today we both sing it together.. god I'm horrible :grin

B~

[ManicQueen]

On top of old smokey.. All covered in blood

I shot my poor teacher.. With a 44 slug.

I went to her funeral.. I went to her grave..

Everybody threw flowers.. I threw a grenade..

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I got into trouble on a number of occations singing this one.

B~

[ManicQueen]

Do your boobs hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?

Do your boobs hang low?

I got a lot of grief from this one when I was in sixth grade wearing a C-cup... man I hate kids.

[paradox]

yea, but now i bet alotta them kids would like to see them nowadays. :whistling

[ManicQueen]

Thats funny, last year I ran into an old school mate and all he did was look at my chest.. what a surprise!

B~

[gothicmom]

Do your boobs hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?

Do your boobs hang low?

I got a lot of grief from this one when I was in sixth grade wearing a C-cup... man I hate kids.

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OMG!!!!! That too funny! LOL