The Three Bandits' Twisted Corner

[know_buddy_kares]

I did not put a link 'cuz it did not show anything.....You had to sign up for the site, I just thought even the idea of it was hilarious.....

Here is a link to something like it if you are truly curious

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

[Oh_My_Goth]

[Corpse_Ecstasy]

[tanuki1985]

[Corpse_Ecstasy]

[know_buddy_kares]

[know_buddy_kares]

[tanuki1985]

YOU ALL ARE SO FUCKING DRAMATIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't stand this fucking dr4m4 its ruining my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1 Ime leeveeng this forum!!!!!!!!1

*logs back on a minute later to read replies, sees that no one cares, then decides to continue posting here*

STFU YOU DRAMA QUEENS!!!1

omgwtflol j/k

[Goth Brooks]

you're all a bunch of childish immature silly attention whores

where do i sign up?

[tanuki1985]

I'm horny for this shit.

[Goth Brooks]

I'm horny for this shit.

fixed

[tanuki1985]

yum

[Goth Brooks]

yum

[tanuki1985]

Not yet, we need a cameraman.

Wait, I forgot that I taught my pet gorilla how to operate the camera.

[Goth Brooks]

yeah..... i'm packing wood

[know_buddy_kares]

[Goth Brooks]

If I'm as drunk as she is, it can't be rape.

[tanuki1985]

I IS SO FLY!

[tanuki1985]

This is some painful shit...

An early prototypical anti-rape female tampon was invented in late 2000 by Jaap Haumann, a South African man, for the purpose of preventing rape.[1]

Haumann's device was designed to resemble a tampon for ease of insertion, and consisted of a hard cylindrical plastic core containing a tensioned spring blade primed to slice when pressed against by the tip of a penis. Following activation, a portion of the tip of the penis would be removed, in effect performing a minor penectomy.

More recently, an anti-rape female condom using a different design was invented by Sonette Ehlers, a South African woman also for the purpose of preventing rape. Ehler was motivated to create it while working as a blood technician with the South African Blood Transfusion Service, during which time she met and treated many rape victims.

The device, known as RapeX, is a latex sheath embedded with shafts of sharp, inward-facing barbs that would be worn by a woman in her vagina like a tampon. If an attacker were to attempt vaginal rape, their penis would enter the latex sheath and be snagged by the barbs, causing the attacker pain during withdrawal and (ideally) giving the victim time to escape. The condom would remain attached to the attacker's body when he withdrew and could only be removed surgically, which would alert hospital staff and police. This device could assist in the identification and prosecution of rapists.

Like most condoms, RapeX also usually prevents pregnancy and the transmission of HIV and sexually transmitted diseases.

RapeX was unveiled on August 31, 2005 in South Africa. Mass production was scheduled to begin in April 2007.[2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_condom

[Goth Brooks]

"Oops honey, I completely forgot that was in there.... (that'll teach that fucker to not take out the trash)."

So sorry, if I were to rape a girl and got my dick caught in a mouse trap the last thing I would be doing is letting the bitch get away while I sit there and go "oh woe is me!"

That bitch would be dead... anti rape condoms = bad idea.

[Corpse_Ecstasy]

[know_buddy_kares]

[Rev.Reverence]

This is some painful shit...

An early prototypical anti-rape female tampon was invented in late 2000 by Jaap Haumann, a South African man, for the purpose of preventing rape.[1]

Haumann's device was designed to resemble a tampon for ease of insertion, and consisted of a hard cylindrical plastic core containing a tensioned spring blade primed to slice when pressed against by the tip of a penis. Following activation, a portion of the tip of the penis would be removed, in effect performing a minor penectomy.

More recently, an anti-rape female condom using a different design was invented by Sonette Ehlers, a South African woman also for the purpose of preventing rape. Ehler was motivated to create it while working as a blood technician with the South African Blood Transfusion Service, during which time she met and treated many rape victims.

The device, known as RapeX, is a latex sheath embedded with shafts of sharp, inward-facing barbs that would be worn by a woman in her vagina like a tampon. If an attacker were to attempt vaginal rape, their penis would enter the latex sheath and be snagged by the barbs, causing the attacker pain during withdrawal and (ideally) giving the victim time to escape. The condom would remain attached to the attacker's body when he withdrew and could only be removed surgically, which would alert hospital staff and police. This device could assist in the identification and prosecution of rapists.

Like most condoms, RapeX also usually prevents pregnancy and the transmission of HIV and sexually transmitted diseases.

RapeX was unveiled on August 31, 2005 in South Africa. Mass production was scheduled to begin in April 2007.[2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_condom

***NextweeksHeadlineReadsAs***

ASS RAPE UP 500%

IN SOUTH AFRICA

[know_buddy_kares]

This is some painful shit...

An early prototypical anti-rape female tampon was invented in late 2000 by Jaap Haumann, a South African man, for the purpose of preventing rape.[1]

Haumann's device was designed to resemble a tampon for ease of insertion, and consisted of a hard cylindrical plastic core containing a tensioned spring blade primed to slice when pressed against by the tip of a penis. Following activation, a portion of the tip of the penis would be removed, in effect performing a minor penectomy.

More recently, an anti-rape female condom using a different design was invented by Sonette Ehlers, a South African woman also for the purpose of preventing rape. Ehler was motivated to create it while working as a blood technician with the South African Blood Transfusion Service, during which time she met and treated many rape victims.

The device, known as RapeX, is a latex sheath embedded with shafts of sharp, inward-facing barbs that would be worn by a woman in her vagina like a tampon. If an attacker were to attempt vaginal rape, their penis would enter the latex sheath and be snagged by the barbs, causing the attacker pain during withdrawal and (ideally) giving the victim time to escape. The condom would remain attached to the attacker's body when he withdrew and could only be removed surgically, which would alert hospital staff and police. This device could assist in the identification and prosecution of rapists.

Like most condoms, RapeX also usually prevents pregnancy and the transmission of HIV and sexually transmitted diseases.

RapeX was unveiled on August 31, 2005 in South Africa. Mass production was scheduled to begin in April 2007.[2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_condom

[Angel of Death]