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Jesus fucking christ... there's some winner's on myspace today alright...

Brace for Impact of epic lulz as I'm going to post the chat log here when I'm done with her.

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Jesus fucking christ... there's some winner's on myspace today alright...

Brace for Impact of epic lulz as I'm going to post the chat log here when I'm done with her.

I'll keep an eye for THAT!

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Ok here goes the first part of it... I'll post more as it comes but my god wow...

This chick buys me as a pet out of nowhere, so i'm like wtf is this? Add her and send her a message..

well hello there new owner :p

Might I ask your interest in buying me?

(you'll have to accept my friend request to reply to this, had to tighten security due to stalkers and drama queens)

and it just goes downhill from there....

*smiles w a hint of fangs* hello bk at u im star btw lol n my intrest in buying u waz that u struck me as an intresting person so i thought buying u would b intresting lol so whats up hpws ur day going so far?

scuse me? fangs? for a 23 year old (or so it says) this bitch acts 13... and types like it too.. i have no idea what she wrote because I didn't attempt to even read this garbage.. so instead I try to scare her off...

mind sending me nudes? preferably of you fingering your butt hole

oh did it work? no...

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm NO so nt gona happen bt besides that hows ur day going lol?

ok just dumb.. time to be a smart ass.. I'm german now..

i am sorry, i do not understand what you say. My english is not good. Please send pics of you fingering your butt hole und i send pics of me shizer on sisters bosom ja?

yeah i wanted to get as nasty as possible..

no nt ja its yea n u can spell understand bt nt sister nw thats alil hard 2 belive lol n whats even wierder is that u write english just fine in the previous e-mail hmmmm wow wierd so comforting n no wonder u added securety 2 ur page 2 block out drama nb stalkers lol

what???? ....whatever.....

i do not understand what you say. I want to make fuck in your butthole. will pic of me make fuck to mom you like?

lmao

incest doesn't scare this one... jesus fucking christ... ok how about beastiality then eh?

hehe u want me make fuck you in butt? ja! i like to! you remind me of farm cow i have und it good butt fuck!

ukno i just cnt help but wonder the reason 4 the add hmm oh well gdbye lol

ahh that did it.. she deleted me off her friends list... so that killed about 30 minutes... woot...

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:clap::rofl::cheers:I'll buy you a beer for that funny...I needed it!

PM me when your Stateside... :rofl:

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:clap::rofl::cheers:I'll buy you a beer for that funny...I needed it!

PM me when your Stateside...

:rofl:

no problem man, i'm actually comming home extremely soon.. on the 20th to be exact.. just one more day.. I'll have to talk to the person i'm visiting to see if they're cool with other's coming over. Not able to spend the night though, after the visit, i gotta go be with corpse :D

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no problem man, i'm actually comming home extremely soon.. on the 20th to be exact.. just one more day.. I'll have to talk to the person i'm visiting to see if they're cool with other's coming over. Not able to spend the night though, after the visit, i gotta go be with corpse :D

OOO...yallgonna'git'neked.huh?

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OOO...yallgonna'git'neked.huh?

That's classified information.. I cannot answer that at this time...

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:clap::rofl::cheers:I'll buy you a beer for that funny...I needed it!

PM me when your Stateside...

:rofl:

oh yeah if you wanna see the dumb dumb's myspace... here it is...

Dumb Californian Chick's Myspace

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That's classified information.. I cannot answer that at this time...

Ahgahahahahahahaha!

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no problem man, i'm actually comming home extremely soon.. on the 20th to be exact.. just one more day.. I'll have to talk to the person i'm visiting to see if they're cool with other's coming over. Not able to spend the night though, after the visit, i gotta go be with corpse :D

...I assume you're talkin' 'bout me maybe? What time are you coming over tomorrow anyway. I tried messaging you on Yahoo but you're idle!

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...I assume you're talkin' 'bout me maybe? What time are you coming over tomorrow anyway. I tried messaging you on Yahoo but you're idle!

yeah you.. I'll be landing at 5:55 PM your time. From there I gotta wait for my luggage, then figure out where the hell my rental car is. Once I find that, I'll be on my way only to.... get lost most likely...

once I'm done being lost, I'll be headed straight to you... I remember the freeways of detroit well enough so I should find my way ok. Give me anywhere between8-10 PM if that's ok.

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DAMN...I have to work on Saturday morning. LET'S PARTY ALL NIGHT! :chug

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DAMN...I have to work on Saturday morning. LET'S PARTY ALL NIGHT! :chug

You serious?? you gotta work tomorrow morning?!?! oh shit... and you still wanna party?!?!?

HAHAHAHA FUCK YEAH THAT'S THE CHERNOBYL I KNOW!!!!

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yeah you.. I'll be landing at 5:55 PM your time. From there I gotta wait for my luggage, then figure out where the hell my rental car is. Once I find that, I'll be on my way only to.... get lost most likely...

once I'm done being lost, I'll be headed straight to you... I remember the freeways of detroit well enough so I should find my way ok. Give me anywhere between8-10 PM if that's ok.

Be warned that there is an ASSLOAD of construction all over the place, both on and off the freeways. Be prepared to take detours and alternate routes!

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Be warned that there is an ASSLOAD of construction all over the place, both on and off the freeways. Be prepared to take detours and alternate routes!

FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna get lost for sure....

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You serious?? you gotta work tomorrow morning?!?! oh shit... and you still wanna party?!?!?

HAHAHAHA FUCK YEAH THAT'S THE CHERNOBYL I KNOW!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :peanutbutterjellytime: :peanutbutterjellytime:

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I'M GONNA ROCK OUT WITH MY FUCKING COCK OUT!!! I aint gonna be drunk enough until I moon a fucking cop god dammit!!!

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OMFG...strongest man in the world! :laugh: I just had to quote this picture to say this show was hilarious back in the day.

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