The Three Bandits' Twisted Corner

[tanuki1985]

[DarkChylde]

hahaha wow.. no i don't want to have another night like that again lol. Damn seriously... I still wonder how the fuck i wasn't thrown in jail that night...

No shit, I was actually wondering the same thing. Too be honest you had me really paranoid that night. However I did found it pretty funny when you body slammed someones tv on the road and ripped out peoples mail from random mail box's LOL.

[Hellion]

you could have ended up with Bubba here KBK,LOL!!just kidding,LOL!

[Goth Brooks]

[Goth Brooks]

[Angel of Death]

[Angel of Death]

[Angel of Death]

[know_buddy_kares]

This is quite possibly one of the MOST DISTURBING e-mails I have ever read...

fuckin weirdos...

It was a warm, humid day at the state fair. Despite eating several corn dogs and a deep fried candy bar, I was still hungry. I made my way to the other end of the fairgrounds, the sweat beginning to make my clothes stick to my skin.

I slowly opened the door of the toilet, and went inside. I made sure not to lock the door. It was much warmer inside, but I welcomed the shade from the hot sun. I lifted up the seat and gazed down to find a nearly filled tank. Without thinking twice, I slowly eased one foot through the porcelain gateway.

The liquid was a warm delight. The blue cleaning chemicals tingled my skin with such an incredible sensation, while pieces of soft feces became embedded in my hair. As I sat with knees up to my chin, I could feel the soft mud between my toes, and smell the heavenly fragrance all around me like the perfume of a goddess.

Suddenly the door opened, and I patiently waited. I remained absolutely silent, daring not to breathe. As the light from the porthole above diminished, I knew the time was right. Golden droplets sprayed down like rain on a pale spring morning. I closed my eyes and lifted my head.

Even in the most peaceful shower there's always a chance for thunder, and this was no exception. Softly at first it came, but then it was much more pronounced. My face was hit with a fine mist embedded with soft, brown grapes. My mouth was opened wide, and I was determined to catch as much as possible. It was very spicy, but that was nothing the cleaning agents couldn't handle. I washed down the chunks with a quick gulp of my surroundings.

While she may not have enjoyed her lunch, I sure did.

Anonymous 06/29/08(Sun)22:01:28

I think I need to get rid of my truth box on Myspace...

[tanuki1985]

[know_buddy_kares]

hahaha oh wow... i could pluck the strings to watch her ass jiggle... that would provide amusement for hours!

[tanuki1985]

hahaha oh wow... i could pluck the strings to watch her ass jiggle... that would provide amusement for hours!

[Angel of Death]

[Angel of Death]

[Angel of Death]

[Angel of Death]

[Angel of Death]

[Angel of Death]

[Angel of Death]

[Angel of Death]

[tanuki1985]

[Goth Brooks]

[know_buddy_kares]

jesus christ this picture describes most people in america.. fucking ugly trolls thinking they're hot shit...

someone needs to photoshop this shirt that makes it say, "I can't afford you"

on that note.. this poster says it all..

[know_buddy_kares]

and for something a bit more wrong...

[know_buddy_kares]

If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. I would do it until I had so many the room's walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass.