The Three Bandits' Twisted Corner

[know_buddy_kares]

Well since the last thread was locked when it was getting along... i decided not to continue it, but to create this one.. where Dark Child, Darque Metallion, and I are the ringleaders for this greusome thread. Vulgarity and taboo humor welcome. Just be yourself, open minded and chilled so we don't get this thread locked either.

I wish to propose a petiton to bring DJ Sweavyweave back!

eh he was a cool guy, he had a cheesy girlfriend and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Angel of Death]

Well since the last thread was locked when it was getting along... i decided not to continue it, but to create this one.. where Dark Child, Darque Metallion, and I are the ringleaders for this greusome thread. Vulgarity and taboo humor welcome. Just be yourself, open minded and chilled so we don't get this thread locked either.

I wish to propose a petiton to bring DJ Sweavyweave back!

eh he was a cool guy, he had a cheesy girlfriend and doesn't afraid of anything.

BRING BACK THE SWEAVE!!!!

[know_buddy_kares]

yes!!! do it!! nao!!!! the natives are growing hostile!!!

[Angel of Death]

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[Oh_My_Goth]

You Silly Kidz!!!!!

[know_buddy_kares]

I think i seen Sweavyweave... he was balls deep in some cottage cheese!!!!

[Destroit]

Man, I saw Sweavyweave just yesterday chillin at the corner of Conant and Dequindre in Detroit.

I asked him "What's up?" and he was like "Man...just chillin'"

Then I asked him for a gram and he hooked me up with a FAT bag...

Ahhh that Sweave...what a cool guy.

[Destroit]

Three bandits? Awww...I can't be in your group?

Now I will pout...HARD :crybaby:

And now I leave you with a joke that could possibly be offensive but not offensive enough for anyone's panties to get into a twist...

Why did Hitler kill himself?

'Cause he got the gas bill .

[Hellion]

I want a good explosive 4th of July

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEQwYryyIWA...feature=related

and yes it might happen

[know_buddy_kares]

Three bandits? Awww...I can't be in your group?

Now I will pout...HARD :crybaby:

And now I leave you with a joke that could possibly be offensive but not offensive enough for anyone's panties to get into a twist...

Why did Hitler kill himself?

'Cause he got the gas bill .

bwahahahahaha awsome!!!

here's something for ya..

[Destroit]

bwahahahahaha awsome!!!

here's something for ya..

That's HORRIBLE...because we all know that God hates emos .

[Hellion]

We need to do some ppl cutdowns on the society thread,LOL!!

[know_buddy_kares]

That's HORRIBLE...because we all know that God hates emos .

[Destroit]

OMFG That's so going to be my background for at least a week or two...

It's funny 'cause it's true!

[Rev.Reverence]

I wish to propose a petiton to bring DJ Sweavyweave back!

*picks up petition*

REVEREND REVERENCE C.R. -X-X-X->.:

*hands it to K_B_K*

[Destroit]

*picks up petition*

REVEREND REVERENCE C.R. -X-X-X->.:

*hands it to K_B_K*

I also second that.

BRING BACK THE SWEAVE! Tell him it's okay...we all know he's real! He shouldn't listen to anything anyone else has to say about his realness.

[Rev.Reverence]

That's HORRIBLE...because we all know that God hates emos .

That answers why...

[Destroit]

*ahem* uhmm...hmmm...

So did anyone hear the one about the dyslexic guy who also has insomnia?

He just sits up ALL night wondering if there's a Dog.

[Rev.Reverence]

*ahem* uhmm...hmmm...

So did anyone hear the one about the dyslexic guy who also has insomnia?

He just sits up ALL night wondering if there's a Dog.

THAT'S OFFENCIVE! soooo kidding.

[know_buddy_kares]

lmao omfg.... cher you're awful hahahaha...

that's funnier than watching a group of studdering kids sing benny and the jets lmao.

And the sweave gave me a call today, trust me, my words are infallible, you cannot argue them, i will win... the sweave is real dammit. And what he said on the phone wow....

anyone who denies his real existance is going to catch butt herpes

[Destroit]

lmao omfg.... cher you're awful hahahaha...

that's funnier than watching a group of studdering kids sing benny and the jets lmao.

And the sweave gave me a call today, trust me, my words are infallible, you cannot argue them, i will win... the sweave is real dammit. And what he said on the phone wow....

anyone who denies his real existance is going to catch butt herpes

Yes...and then you'd have to be in one of those commericals with your significant other...

You know which one. The one with the couple laughing and smiling...holding hands and walking alongside each other romantically on the beach, gentle waves lapping at their feet as the sunsets in the distance.

Ahhh so serene...then the woman stops walking looks into the camera smiling and says: "I have genital herpes". Her husband stands by her saying "and I don't" to which she then looks lovingly at him, then back at the cameraman, saying proudly "And we're trying to keep it that way. That's why I take once daily Valtrex"

Leaving, you, the viewer in your La-Z-Boy confused and violated in your own living room saying to yourself, "OMFG WTF...I so for serious thought that was going to be a Banana Boat commerial or something...are they saying I'm gonna get butt herpes if I go to the beach?"

Don't let it happen to you people, BELIEVE in the SWEAVE.