New DGN Rule Please?

[Raev]

I work in the automotive industry literally in Detroit. I don't have $10 to my name (damned economy)!

Uhm, I think we need to negotiate so I can continue doing dirty things to the words you type.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I charge a fee for my pleasuring. The starting price is $10, but I'm willing to negotiate.

Woah! And here I am paying 30$ per letter...wtf??

[SaGa]

Preaphs eonvryee esle but you and me can't raed tihs suftf wtihuot cpmloiant.

I tinhk I wlil tpye tihs way for a few dyas to anony the cnofromnig nncnoofrmostis and gmmaarr nzai and eevn wirte a php sircpt to cnvoert it for me.

and i can still understand you. granted it dont help the speed readers. but hey in a few hundred years we did advance a lot, from majority who cant read, to this.. it is amazing

[Scales]

I thoroughly enjoy posts which utilize sentence structure and grammar.

AS OPPOSED TO:

Irzthorouly Enjoiy pots of cheese wich uze sentinces, and,, gramer.

I don't mind thread-jacking as long as there are coherent points and conclusions.

GOOD:

Title: Cats That Sleep On Your Lap

Person A: I like crotch cats.

Person B: You like crotch cats?

..I like crotch level pussy as well.

BAD:

Title: Cats That Sleep On Your Lap

Person A: I like crotch cats.

Person B: You like crotch cats?

..you seem fit to become a member of Scientology!

Not to harshly estimate that random remarks are free of quintessential values..

"I do believe that thee 'Goodocity' of your English skill determines your intelligence to some extent."

That last line was in quotes so it's legal.

A plausible solution would be for anyone who doesn't have good English to post like this.

"I wance hud three bagels." UserHandle stated.

[Rev.Reverence]

[MissKitty]

Preaphs eonvryee esle but you and me can't raed tihs suftf wtihuot cpmloiant.

I tinhk I wlil tpye tihs way for a few dyas to anony the cnofromnig nncnoofrmostis and gmmaarr nzai and eevn wirte a php sircpt to cnvoert it for me.

lol. I had no problems reading that at all.