The official "I'm getting old and scary" thread

[Soulrev]

You know you're getting old and scary when this happens..

I was driving down the road the other night.. Was behind another car and I see these teenagers act like they're going to jump out in front of the car, just to see them freak out and swerve.. So They tried doing it to me.. Heh.

I stopped, slammed it in reverse, rolled down the window and was like "Why don't you little fucks find something better to do?" and they're all standing there staring at me with looks of fear on their faces, and I said "Watch what the fuck you're doing before you piss off the wrong person" and drove off..

I dunno why I was such a dick, I used to do that shit when I was about their age, too but I guess it's just a sign that I'm getting old.. Eugh.

[gothicmom]

now you're doing the grown up shit!

[TomCat]

Don't even get me started. Anyone seen my walker? What were we talking about again?

[paradox]

what is this detroit geriatrics dot net?

[gothicmom]

"I don't get these kids wearing thier hair all down in the eyes! That would drive me crazy!"

[soothsayer]

"Why don't you little fucks find something better to do?" and I said "Watch what the fuck you're doing before you piss off the wrong person" and drove off..

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

When I was younger I remember doing things that got those kind of responses from other drivers.

[SomeDanGuy]

ahahaha, you ARE getting old!

My "I'm getting old" moment came when I realized that I now enjoy watching the news frequently. I used to make fun of my grandma for that!

[Goth Brooks]

I swerve at kids and try hitting them, when they try that crap. The look on their faces is priceless, and if I ever accidently clip one, well I bet they won't do that again. A driver would get in trouble anyways, so why not actually teach the kid a lesson.

[soothsayer]

I refuse to feel old, look old and think like an old person. They'll have to drag me kicking and screaming from the stage of youth! :devil

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm not old..

[soothsayer]

Of course your not Brenda.

[Brenda Starrr]

Hey, it never hurts to be honest.

[soothsayer]

I was agreeing with you. :fear

[Brenda Starrr]

I know that. I'm just making it abundantly clear that I'm not old like The Dark and Phee.

[Head Wreck]

your only as old as the man/woman/other your feeling

[Homicidalheathen]

I dunno. These people don't have much life experience. I had a homeless man almost fall in front of my car once. (He was drunk). If I had run him over I would have been drug tested quite possibly and although I was not high I always have THC in my system as I have Diverticulitis. Now I would have been charged and locked away and it wouldn't have been my fault. They are just immature and unexperienced. I have seen people do stuff like that only to accidently slip and really hurt themselves. Isn't that why we stopped acting stupid? We don't heal as easy now!

[Lilith]

  We don't heal as easy now!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

thats deffinatly when i started to feel old when is tarted not to heal up quickly or when things that never hurt befor now hurt regularly, or at the end of the night of work my finger refuse to wrk properly after rummmaging through money all night.

Also that one night when i realized keeping up with an 18 yr old all night laid me out for a few days versus the i got 2 hrs of sleep lets do it again stuff.

lilith

[The_Dark]

HEY! Phee and I are not old.. we are.. um.. What do they call fine wine when it's ready? Aged.. thats it.. We are Aged to perfection or something silly like that.

[Brenda Starrr]

Right, Grandpa.

[The_Dark]

Don't make me spank you... If forced to, I'll give you one whack for every year you, phee and I are old...

[Brenda Starrr]

You don't scare me! Spank away, pops...

[LadyWindstone]

ok I'm old. I"ll admit it. I even found gray hairs to prove it.

[Soulrev]

Yeah Brenda isn't old.. Damn if only she wasn't married.. I mean.. Did I say that out loud? rofl..

[Brenda Starrr]

You're too cute, Brian.

[Black Sunday9]

Have some of you over 30 crowd find you just don't care about the same things you used to? For example whenever a band I like was coming to town I used to be the first in line for tickets. Now I just think it's a waste oftime. I'm not going to VNV Nation or Kraftwerk or Assemblage 23. 5 years ago I would have considered it priority.