Phee's Riddle thread

[Angel of Death]

uh we weren't playing against each other??

[phee]

uh we weren't playing against each other??

Very GOOD

(more later)

[phee]

NEXT RIDDLE:

During a visit to a mental asylum, GothicRavenGoddess asked Director Beanwater what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said Beanwater, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

Okay, here's GRG's test:

1. Would you use the spoon?

2. Would you use the teacup?

3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the GRG. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."

What was Beanwater's response?

[AstralCrux]

You are Crazy!!! It's a bathtub, open the drain!

[phee]

You are Crazy!!! It's a bathtub, open the drain!

Very GOOD

msterbeau challenges phee, Janedead, and AstralCrux to fence off the largest amount of area using the least amount of fence.

Pheer made his fence in a circle and said it was the most efficient.

JaneDead made a long line and said that the length was infinite. Then she said that fencing half of the Earth was the best.

AstralCrux laughed at the others and with his design, beat the others. What did she do?

[AstralCrux]

I made a fence 4" X 4" and that little 16sq" piece of space won't get in my chunk of earth, gosh darn-it!

[phee]

I made a fence 4" X 4" and that little 16sq" piece of space won't get in my chunk of earth, gosh darn-it!

Correct!... you make a small fence around yourself and declare yourself outside it.

QUICK ONE

What is short enough to gain interest and long enough to cover the subject?

[Oh_My_Goth]

A short skirt.....

[phee]

A short skirt.....

Correct!

Oh_My_Goth is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly cooks anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does she escape?

[know_buddy_kares]

Correct!

Oh_My_Goth is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly cooks anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does she escape?

opens up the door to the magnifying glass room, keep the door open, then open the door to the dragon room while hiding behind it, the dragon will think whoever opened the door ran into the other room, follow it, get burned alive, then all goth has to do is walk through the room that used to have the dragon.

[phee]

Nope the dragon cannot fit in the room and is fire proof

[know_buddy_kares]

Nope the dragon cannot fit in the room and is fire proof

well that depends on what type of dragon it is.. It could be one of those midevil dark ages dragons that knights used to slay, wich wouldn't fit.. or an oriental dragon.. wich is snakelike and could slip right through the door... but ok...

open the magnifying glass door first, then the dragon door, run to the middle of the room, moon the dragon and taunt it, when it goes to breathe the fires of hell upon your bare ass, you dodge out of the way at the last minute, the fire then bellows through the room and into the magnifying glass door, wich the intense heat melts the glass enough to warp it so the light's distorted enough where you don't get burnd to a crips... now after you're done dodging and the dragon's still breathing fire.. you run up and slam the door on it's head for the LULZ until it's knocked silly. Then you walk out the glass room.

[phee]

You are thinking too hard again

[know_buddy_kares]

You are thinking too hard again

ok then.. just charge in the dragon room with a mean battle cry, kick the dragon between the legs and hope to god it's a male with nuts... and escape..

[Rev.Reverence]

Oh_My_Goth is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly cooks anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does she escape?

O_M_G is a Kender...she just asks the Dragon to let her pass...Gifting it a shiny from one of 23 pockets...

[know_buddy_kares]

oh shit i just figured it out... she waits for nightfall to leave through the magnifying glass room...

[Rev.Reverence]

oh shit i just figured it out... she waits for nightfall to leave through the magnifying glass room...

Damn. I was still thinkin'...

[phee]

oh shit i just figured it out... she waits for nightfall to leave through the magnifying glass room...

CORRECT!

Next Riddle:

A sundial is a timepiece that has the fewest number of moving parts. Which timepiece has the most moving parts?

[Rev.Reverence]

CORRECT!

Next Riddle:

A sundial is a timepiece that has the fewest number of moving parts. Which timepiece has the most moving parts?

The entire Universe...?

[phee]

The entire Universe...?

Thinking too hard still.

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

man

[Rev.Reverence]

Thinking too hard still.

HUMAN BODY?

[know_buddy_kares]

CORRECT!

Next Riddle:

A sundial is a timepiece that has the fewest number of moving parts. Which timepiece has the most moving parts?

uh.. a planetarium? (not the kind you go get stoned in and watch lazer shows to pink floyd) but one that actually shows the planets positions and shit...

[Rev.Reverence]

CORRECT!

Next Riddle:

A sundial is a timepiece that has the fewest number of moving parts. Which timepiece has the most moving parts?

A broken clock...?

(edit to say never mind)

[Rev.Reverence]

A SUNDIAL!