Phee's Riddle thread

[Ice Queen (1)]

oh, haha, my right elbow

[phee]

oh, haha, my right elbow

Correct!!!

How many grooves does the average 12 inch 33 1/3 LP have on it?

[bav]

Correct!!!

How many grooves does the average 12 inch 33 1/3 LP have on it?

2 - one on each side in a spiral

[phee]

2 - one on each side in a spiral

Aren't you the smart one...

CORRECT

I am practically nothing. When I lead a group, it's strength stays the same, but if I follow it, it seems that the group's strength increases ten times!! I am neither negative or positive about things, but nobody hates me for that. I am Indian born, but some people say that I am Arabian. I am as simple as a circle, but nothing amounts to me. What am I?

[bav]

Aren't you the smart one...

CORRECT

I am practically nothing. When I lead a group, it's strength stays the same, but if I follow it, it seems that the group's strength increases ten times!! I am neither negative or positive about things, but nobody hates me for that. I am Indian born, but some people say that I am Arabian. I am as simple as a circle, but nothing amounts to me. What am I?

0

[phee]

Correct again....

A cop was walking past a restaurant when he heard someone scream - "No John, not the gun!" He ran inside and and saw a doctor, a lawyer, a milkman, and a dead body on the floor. He promptly walked over to the milkman and arrested him. He didn't witness the shooting and there was no apparent evidence to prove who shot the person and no one told him who the killer was. How did the policeman instantly know it was the milkman?

[bav]

Correct again....

A cop was walking past a restaurant when he heard someone scream - "No John, not the gun!" He ran inside and and saw a doctor, a lawyer, a milkman, and a dead body on the floor. He promptly walked over to the milkman and arrested him. He didn't witness the shooting and there was no apparent evidence to prove who shot the person and no one told him who the killer was. How did the policeman instantly know it was the milkman?

The Milkman had a nametag that read "John"

[phee]

The Milkman had a nametag that read "John"

Nope

[hunhee]

Correct again....

A cop was walking past a restaurant when he heard someone scream - "No John, not the gun!" He ran inside and and saw a doctor, a lawyer, a milkman, and a dead body on the floor. He promptly walked over to the milkman and arrested him. He didn't witness the shooting and there was no apparent evidence to prove who shot the person and no one told him who the killer was. How did the policeman instantly know it was the milkman?

The MilkMAN was the only MALE?

[Msterbeau]

The milkman was black and the cop was a white racist pig.

[phee]

The MilkMAN was the only MALE?

CORRECT!

While exploring the wilds of Canada, Wild Man Msterbeau was captured by hostile wood fairies. Godfallenpromos the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Wild Man Msterbeau found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation. What is the one statement he could have made?

[Goth Brooks]

CORRECT!

While exploring the wilds of Canada, Wild Man Msterbeau was captured by hostile wood fairies. Godfallenpromos the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Wild Man Msterbeau found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation. What is the one statement he could have made?

Everything I say is a lie.

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

Godfallenpromos the powerful chief of the fairies

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[hunhee]

Godfallenpromos the powerful chief of the fairies

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heh I thought it was a nice touch..

More riddle plx!!!

[phee]

Everything I say is a lie.

Not exactly....

[Oh_My_Goth]

This statement is a lie.....

Rev's answer.....

[phee]

This statement is a lie.....

Rev's answer.....

Nope...

[Angel of Death]

"You will boil me in water"

[Burrich1]

LOL, I came up with "you wont fry me in oil"

[phee]

"You will boil me in water"

That works.... CORRECT

[phee]

A fancy restaurant in New York was offering a promotional deal. A married couple could eat at the restaurant for half-price on their anniversary. To prevent scams, the couple would need proof of their wedding date.

One Thursday evening, a couple claimed it was their anniversary, but didn't bring any proof. The restaurant manager was called to speak with the couple. When the manager asked to hear about the wedding day, the wife replied with the following: "Oh, it was a wonderful Sunday afternoon, birds were chirping, and flowers were in full bloom." After nearly 10 minutes of ranting, she comes to tell him that today was their 28th wedding anniversary.

"How lovely", the manager said, "However, you do not qualify for the discount. Today is not your anniversary, you are a liar".

How did the manager know that it wasn't their anniversary?

[AstralCrux]

You can't get a marriage license on a Sunday.

[phee]

You can't get a marriage license on a Sunday.

Incorrect....

[Msterbeau]

They were in a different season - ie. Not Spring - when birds chirp and flowers are in full bloom.

[phee]

They were in a different season - ie. Not Spring - when birds chirp and flowers are in full bloom.

Nope....

A hint?