What lifelong curse has been bestowed upon you by the Fates?

[hunhee]

I am blessed (by the noodly one).. I live a charmed life.. that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

I'm not saying that I haven't lived through shit, and that shit has never happened to me.. because I've gotten my fair share of the short straw.. But I choose to see that short straw long (or I've seen shorter straws).. and I guess that's what Torn means by it's your choice.

[~Tszura~]

I have ruined every dish i have ever tried to make. This includes microwave meals, anything on the stove, cold prep food, anything. For a period of time I was banned from the kitchen in fear that I'd set the house on fire.

I was also banned from the kitchen precisely because I DID set the house on fire.

Ramen noodles. Damn you ramen noodles.

YES!! There are others like me!! I come from a long line of kick ass Mexican women who can drop a Feast Bomb in the kitchen with a can of beans, some tomatoes, a little flour, and some rice. How anyone can come out of the kitchen with a dozen dishes from that, I'll never know! It really sucks to have been bypassed by the cooking gene, lol. If food really is the way to a mans heart~I'm so screwed!

I just thought of another funny thing that always happens to me-- I am SO clumsy. Part of my problem is I can't see my feet. I have done plenty of Chevy Chase-style pratfalls in my lifetime!

Yup! Here's another one my curses, too My clumsy nature always catches up to me when I'm trying to be all sultry, and sexy, too! Nothing kills the moment like a headbutt! lol

Other than the silliness of the above, I'm with hunhee in that I, too, feel like I live a charmed life otherwise. Maybe its about perspective, but it just seems as though even when bad things happen in my life, its to make way for even better things to come. :->

[xbittergracex]

Yeah....the whole Murphy's law thing......we, in my circle, call it Misty's Law.

Now don't go telling me to change my outlook....been there done that. I've made major changes in my life, living quarters, jobs, friends, etc....and been one of those glass half full people so many times....even tried to be a more positive person via medication....and nope! Still doesn't work....even when I fully expect it and am confident that it will.

So not only does EVERYTHING blow up in my face. I also am cursed with a ridiculously OFF equilibrium, as well as zero self control when it comes to my emotions. I am truly an honest person ALL THE TIME because I have an inability to hide whatever it is I may be feeling. Which means I am easily fucked with.

Go me!

[Shade Everdark]

I lack direction. I find many subjects interesting, and worth my attention, but nothing has enveloped me enough that I would want to make a lifelong career out of it, devote attention to it at the expense of everything else. I envy those who have a 'calling' in life.

[JaneDead]

I lack direction. I find many subjects interesting, and worth my attention, but nothing has enveloped me enough that I would want to make a lifelong career out of it, devote attention to it at the expense of everything else. I envy those who have a 'calling' in life.

this is mine as well

[Scales]

Having awareness without definite answers while being stuck in viral, unintelligent bandwagon ideals along with psychotic capitalism and dogmatic theism.

[SaGa]

being shy and not assertive, this is my being and it seems impossible to change. like im stuck with a glass wall smacking on it in my mind, i see what i want but for some reason im held back and i really dont know why, i just cant be very outgoing for long. and to go up to strangers seems VERY hard for me. because there strangers, i could offend them just bye saying hi or somehow just end up annoying them which inturn leads to annoying situations,,,hence why i have the scar on my left eye, the cut on my arm, and probly some brain dammage from my head hitting concrete. iv pretty much subconceiously learned not to talk to a stranger. even if it is a attractive girl, it seems in my mind theres her boyfriend right there who has a hott temper. and i really dont know how to remedy this thought

[chEmo]

I am the chronic caretaker. Are you sick? In a bad relationship...I am always the one people lean on for emotional and logical support. Funny part is - I don't open up completly to anyone.

[JaneDead]

I am the chronic caretaker. Are you sick? In a bad relationship...I am always the one people lean on for emotional and logical support. Funny part is - I don't open up completly to anyone.

i understand this as well

[Oh_My_Goth]

Curses.....Blessings.....It's all the same to Me.....

[Simon Bar Sinister]

the complete inability to tell people what they wanna hear.

[AstralCrux]

Stability.

I bought a house so I wouldn't have to move.

It burned down in December.

I've moved 5 times since then alone.

I have no faith in my own stability. Even something as stable as owning a house backfires.

[hunhee]

Stability.

I bought a house so I wouldn't have to move.

It burned down in December.

I've moved 5 times since then alone.

I have no faith in my own stability. Even something as stable as owning a house backfires.

BUT for the cost of your deductible, you get almost a brand new house

That is if you got the right restorers to do the work, but sounds like you may have gotten a rotten egg.. *hugs*

[jynxxxedangel]

I'm having one of those fucking days again..

Every chore I've done today has turned into THREE.

I might just get to the campground, pitch my tent, and SLEEP for a few hours.

[Brian4wheels]

I don't consider the negative things in my life "lifelong curses" That's an amount of pessimissm even I can't muster. Life has only given me curses yet to be broken. Just have to find the right spell or in one curses case, the right sorceress that wants to align her self with me(wow that looks dirtier than it sounded in my head lol) But if I think of anything else to add on this particular subject I will

[asphyxian_doll]

I tend to unpredictably remote view boyfriends cheating on me.

150% of the time its accurate.

Single is good