Detroit Lions, lol!

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Training camp starts in a couple of weeks for the supposed NFL franchise.

thoughts:

1) Matt Millen must have mad blojob skills

2) a .500 record would be a miracle.

[torn asunder]

go lions!! and take the tigers with ya!!

[Msterbeau]

Who?

[nilhil_glory]

Compare with 1976 Buccaneers went 0-14. The margin of defeat was 20 points per game. Their QB only threw 7 TD's all season.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

...and 3 years later, they were in the conference championship game.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Holy Fuck!

They're down 21-0 against a shitty Atlanta team...and it's still the 1st QUARTER!

jdfu!

[jynxxxedangel]

Well, they're getting creamed by Atlanta right now. Massively. How is it they can win pre-season games, and then lose when it really matters?

It's time to get out my customary blue and silver clothespin (yes, I actually made one), because they STINK, as usual.

*turns off TV in absolute disgust*

P.S. This is why I prefer Michigan college football.

[Hellion]

IMO it might be in the next milenium when the Lions make the Super Bowl.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Today's summary:

Lions fall behind 21-0.

Lions take 25-24 lead with 6 minutes left in the game.

Green Bay scores 24 points in the next 5 minutes.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

I really don't think they're going to win a single fucking game this year.

[prick]

I believe the lions should start getting their players like they do for jury duty. Just think ya get that letter in the mail and say DAMN IT!!! I have to play for the lions in two weeks.

[Slogo]

I call for 1 week contracts.

1. Fire everybody (except our MVP Jason Hanson)

2. Go into random sports bars looking for fat people who don't move

3. Put said fat people as your linemen, offer them $100,000 to play, and let them know that if they do a good job we'll keep them the next week for another 100 grand

[TheGimp]

Lions Suck

[Hellion]

I remember awhile back someone overheard a couple of the players saying"I don't care if we lose we still get paid alot anyway"it was on some radio talk show,over ten years ago.yeah they suck

[TheGimp]

they suck

[Ebolamike]

they suck

+1 times a thousand

[TheGimp]

dont even qualify as a football team in my opinion

[Simon Bar Sinister]

*bump*

[jynxxxedangel]

/facepalms

..then reaches for ye olde blue and silver clothespin.

[TheGimp]

lions i highly doubt any of you are on DGN then agian i could be wrong but if your reading this please quit...just quit...

that is all..

have a nice day...

[Goth Brooks]

Thank god I'm from Boston.

At least we had a curse to blame.

[DarkVampire]

No wonder I am not a fan of any sports teams from this state.

[Bernadette]

I really don't think they're going to win a single fucking game this year.

Why spoil a PERFECT record, now???

Pathetic.

Just like I was saying about my college team that is horrible this year -- they all should just stop playing for the season.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

3 games to perfection!

[Reaper]

I think the Vikings were the only team they could come close to winning against. I think the rest of the season will be very difficult to win a game.